Dan-Lu is always happy for a reason. You only live once. Don't waste it.
Mike's pug: which caption do you prefer?
A. "I'm tapping out but the ref can't see me, help!"
B. "Get me out of here I'm being raped, his doggy schlong is out!"
C. "Yeah, my fetish is sitting on other dogs. I'm starting to get a chub."
This is called "the toadstool." My GF likes this position.