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Tour Stream of Consciousness Day 4

Skating and surviving along the great Northwest: Mega Post
Each day we warm up for our professional loitering job by doing some light loitering right at the hotel.
Time to hit the streets.
"Hey website lurkers, what are you doing here? You like the way we cover the tour so it feels like you are just hanging out with us? You get to be on tour with us, seeing it all go down like you were just hanging out with some bros. Pretty cool right? We do it all for the Loyal Pawns out there. All hail the Loyal Pawns of the Benevolent Master Company!"
"Well I think it's boring."
Do you think we'll run out of candy cigarettes?
Good ol' Oregon.
Jumping Jacks! Ready, BEGIN! 1 - 2 - 3 - 4... Leo and Josh get the day started right, just like PE class a few years ago.
"California girls - We're unforgettable - Daisy Dukes, Bikinis on top, Sun-kissed skin, So hot, We'll melt your Popsicle, Oooooh oh oooooh..."
"Lemme get in on those jumping jacks bro!"
"This girl just texted me a photo of her boobs."
"Bring it over here."
This machine kills Fascists.
Collin is gonna get full face tattooed, of course, but he is starting with his knuckles and working his way up. You don't know about the hard streets of Huntington Beach, man. That mood ring will tell you that he's not messing around. Green means "About to kill a guy."
The new Toy Machine "Derelicte" line has already hit Portand.
Of the rails I was, and off the rails, I was happy to stay.
Trust me, I don't smoke.
On May 21st while I was waiting for the end of the world I was looking up and right there the sky opened up and Richard Dawkins' face was in the heavens looking down at me and did a thundering Munsen from the Simpsons "Haw-Haw!"
Nobody knows how I suffer.
Leo starts up another impromptu street calisthenics class, patent pending.
Is smoking bad for our health Leo?
"I fucking nailed that class, lemme get a drag."
Matt's board boycotted this kickflip.
Icing your ankle is a good time to learn guitar.
"...and as we wind on down the road..."
Don't poke the bear.
This forest is infested with drop-bears.
Whoa, is that an Elvira, Mistress of the Dark pinball game?
Leo and Josh drink have replaced Jack Daniels with Milk in correspondence with their strict warm-up routines.
Even Kevin has given up his customary Jager shots for Milk boxes.
Posted June 6th, 2011 by Monica Belluci and Kevin Barnett scissored in his dreams.
voodoo's vegan doughnuts are so good. portland's sick
Posted By: anthony on June 6th, 2011 at 12:06AM PST
Oregon looks like it has some pretty sick spots. I laughed my ass off while looking at these too ha im still busting up. keep up the shredding
Posted By: garrett on June 6th, 2011 at 02:14AM PST
alright, so you guys pretty much made up with this awesome post all those days you left us hanging here at the site.

Posted By: fresh from mex on June 6th, 2011 at 02:27AM PST
Don't poke the bear. Shake that bear! jajajajaja
Posted By: Teewhite on June 6th, 2011 at 04:35AM PST
Congratulations to Collin on a great pro debut in the Maloof money cup!. Dan Lu looks like the next Bob Dylan. When will we see Collins first pro board?

These tourposts are so great, I love getting a peek at your life on the road. It looks so awesome to be a part of. I hope you all enjoy the hell out of it.
Posted By: emilie on June 6th, 2011 at 04:36AM PST
i want a skate bevy just like toymachine.
Posted By: lady on June 6th, 2011 at 07:47AM PST
Posted By: josiah on June 6th, 2011 at 11:27AM PST
Those milk boxes look comedically enlarged
Posted By: Jgonzalez on June 6th, 2011 at 12:34PM PST
We get 30+ comments when we don't post, then 8 when we do a big one. The Pawns are blowing it. I'm gonna stop posting.
Posted By: ed on June 6th, 2011 at 08:20PM PST
those 30+ comments were really just us 8 going under different names to pressure you guys for a new post
nah, not really.
we do blow.
Posted By: fresh from mex on June 6th, 2011 at 09:44PM PST
>Piecing together a story
>Adding humorous dialogue
>Taking time to do it all
-Minimal comments

>Neglecting everything
-Maximum comments.

Does Collin Provost smell like weed?

I dunno,I'm not really into those Boat shoes.

Aren't parents total pussies that don't even buy candy cigarettes? I remember eating some Spiderman ones once when I was little. My friend had some Hulk ones. They were just white tubes I ate. I thought it was candy chalk.

I did the exact same thing when I was 15

I remember P.E. The teachers that let you just sit and get a zero without question ruled. but I noticed when I just sat by myself the likelihood of getting a zero was more minimal.

That homeless dude...totally the opposite of what School wants you to become. That guy is so punk rock.
He must've skated that "School Sucks" Zero board.

Some rich kid bought 4 mini ramps,then threw them away.

that 21st comment was funny. That day I was at work. It was cool,since my break is at 6:30
My life is hell already. No diff.

"Nobody knows how I suffer."
Make that the name of the model of your new pro shoe.
I'm sure Johnny says that all the time. Bald Goth.

Boycotted kickflip. Story of my life.

Harmony's head spells CLOD
I'm about to make a cum clod once I finish this comment then go to bed.

Imagine a pinball machine,that has a pocket pussy in front. And that's how you launch the ball into the game. The flippers being two ass cheeks you smack.

Even with a Twitter,Facebook,and nearly defunct Myspace. Never enough comments.
Posted By: Jgonzalez on June 6th, 2011 at 10:57PM PST
Can\'t disappoint the over lord!

I already got one thumb down.But here is my Austin Stephens Grip and Rip. Someone should even it up and like my video on youtube. Where is Austin?

Photo with Matt B doing the boycotted kick flip is the best!
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Posted By: vbhncvn on June 11th, 2011 at 04:50AM PST
I used to see that homeless guy everyday. He walked around my apartment building all the time. He always has that old sleeping bag around his shoulders no matter what the weather is like.
Posted By: jakeaaron on June 14th, 2011 at 12:56AM PST
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