Posted By: Jgonzalez on November 30th, 2010 at 02:11PM PST
everyone in that photo rules, even the kid who bought foundation cause they were sold out of toy
Posted By: Hemlock Drew on November 30th, 2010 at 02:55PM PST
kid in the middle nicknamed : String Bean. I don't mean it. I just thought "string bean" when I saw green pants on his legs.
Posted By: d1ggitydan on November 30th, 2010 at 03:03PM PST
I don't see the green pants.....there's clearly green wheels and trucks though. Also, maybe Bean-Stalker would be a more classic and therefore sticking nickname. Those kids are awesome for having that shit. now they need to skate'em
Posted By: lunch on November 30th, 2010 at 05:23PM PST
Whats up with the kid in the middle and his skinny wrinkly legs? I mean, he looks fairly young, but I don't understand why his legs look so old. And why are his pants off? Was Ed taking pics of this kid's penis?
Posted By: Turtle Boy on November 30th, 2010 at 05:49PM PST
hahah, this is not a post about kids buying Toy Machine anymore. This post is about legs.
Posted By: Mike on November 30th, 2010 at 06:34PM PST
and the kincade was sick
Posted By: Mike on November 30th, 2010 at 06:40PM PST
what was goin on at the end there in that kincade? besides me shitting myself.
Posted By: orange on November 30th, 2010 at 07:16PM PST
I would make a pedophile joke but I'm probably the smae age as that kid.
Posted By: john on November 30th, 2010 at 07:43PM PST
It's funny to imagine his legs as old wrinkly eunuch grandpa legs.
I bet he never breaks boards.
His legs are more like noodle colored.
Posted By: Jgonzalez on November 30th, 2010 at 08:42PM PST
I bet these kids are stoked to be on this site.
We just ruined it for them. Maybe just the dude in the middle.
Hopefully they don't find our network of friends on Facebook and troll us.
Buy a toy machine board, win a voucher to suck jgonz4ever.tumblr.com's dick.
Posted By: Jgonzalez on November 30th, 2010 at 08:44PM PST
I actually kind of feel bad now that you mention that! Yeah- if you guys check out these comments just remember I'm an old man! and you all are young and look sick as hell. If you all skate together don't let girls or "whatever is so cool" at the moment like music or sports get in the way of your freestyle stuntwood dreams!!!
just wait til you're 25, then you too can come on blogs and post about the younger kids' legs lol
Posted By: d1ggitydan on November 30th, 2010 at 09:22PM PST
I'm waiting for String Bean's "fuck you guys" comment.
I wonder if he has ass cheeks, or if it's just a hole.
He's gonna get fake ass cheeks like Hank Hill then totally embarass himself in front of the Genetic Field of females that linger around skateparks by slamming while doing a rock fakie and getting plastic ass juice everywhere thus ruining the sesh and water logging his friend's Toy boards and their parents won't buy them another.
Posted By: Jgonzalez on November 30th, 2010 at 09:53PM PST
.......fuck you guys
Posted By: String Bean on November 30th, 2010 at 11:39PM PST
i love you, guys.
Posted By: fresh from mex on November 30th, 2010 at 11:40PM PST
"...just a hole "....a brutal, but funny comment, JGonz.
Seems like we continue producing randomly
Internet Personalities here.
First the Carroll Kid, now we have String Bean.
String Bean, go make some profit out of
beeing bashed here.
We´re just jealous bastards.
Posted By: S van on December 1st, 2010 at 07:45AM PST
to complete what Diggity said...
"just wait til you gained 25 pounds,
the you too can come on blogs and
post about the younger kids` legs"
Posted By: S van on December 1st, 2010 at 07:50AM PST
sam willis likes dick
Posted By: billy garland on December 1st, 2010 at 01:56PM PST
its fucking mr. string bean to you assholes and thx for hateing on the pants i feel the love from all of you
Posted By: joe spinale on December 1st, 2010 at 04:04PM PST
dude thedy spelt saugus rong damn anthony rosi is on the left
Posted By: tim on December 1st, 2010 at 04:08PM PST
Posted By: tim on December 1st, 2010 at 04:12PM PST
it's not even so bad. when I was growing up I was extremely skinny to the point that my skull yearned to reach out of my face and shoot fire and lasers from the eye sockets. This was also around the time when the "punk rock" fad was passing around so I was wearing ripped jeans that looked like I had gotten into a violent gang bang with a ravenous and rabid badger. I earned the name "Squirell" for almost a full on decade. But it wasn't so bad as the kid they use to call "Seal".
anyhow.... I don't like to hate on anyone because sometimes I feel like my gear was super jacked throughout the years while trying to emulate Ali Boloula and Jim Greco's love child. More surprisingly, we are seeing a small re-emergence of the super skin tight jeans that were bashed years ago.
just wanted to throw that out there, but it looks like the harm has already been done.
also- Es Fan, I lost ten pounds so I'm actually not looking so bad. Once I started skateboarding again and stopped being such a raging alcohalic I got whipped into shape. Plus I do yoga!
Posted By: d1ggitydan on December 2nd, 2010 at 01:22PM PST
Skinny to begin with+Skinny jeans= Too skinny.
Posted By: Jgonzalez on December 2nd, 2010 at 05:15PM PST
YO THAT KIDS MONSTER BOARD, STOOD IN THE MIDDLE AMONGST THE LOYAL PAWNS, THE PSYCODELIC? COLOURS IN THE BACKGROUND LOOKS SUPER RAD, I REALLY WANT A NEW TOY BOARD, IM GONNA TRY AND HUNT ONE DOWN, ANY TIPS OF HOW TO GET ONE WOULD BE GRAND. P.S I LIVE IN THE NORTH WEST OF ENGLAND. PEACE
Posted By: LEWIS THE RED on December 9th, 2010 at 08:21AM PST