A random Hodge-Podge of Imagery
Today is Kevin Barnett, your minister of propaganda's BIRTHDAY! Please give him some comments about his impact on your Loyal Pawn life. You only turn the big 3-0 once! Happy Birthday Kevin! (And since he is boycotting work on his birthday, I offer you this.)
Toy Machine clock made in shop class? A+ buddy!
Brian (Anthony Michael Hall) has been given detention because after failing to make his lamp for shop class work, a gun was found in his locker. Much to the amusement of the others, it turned out to be a flare gun.
Brian (Anthony Michael Hall) has been given detention because after failing to make his lamp for shop class work, a gun was found in his locker. Much to the amusement of the others, it turned out to be a flare gun.
Billy Marks does not seem to enjoy the rain when it comes to trying to win contests for money and being shut down by Chris Cole every time.
Nick gives an autograph to Dave Carnie?
J-Lay and Bill, "making it rain."
Both Nick and Sinclair are on something, but nobody knows what Sinclair is on, we all know what Nick is on.
Some inkage proves that you are a Loyal Pawn for life. Until you realize Toy is lame and get a Monster Energy Drink tattoo over it to cover it up.
This is Brad Buhr and his newly decorated arm. See some other Loyal Pawns and what they do to themselves here <-----------
Here is a shirt from a 1994 Toy Machine tour. The Corn Whole US Tour. Those were the days, or were they?
These are the days right fucking now. Dan-Lu charging.
This is Frankie Vickery, I ran into him in Minneaplois and he sent this photo in.
"Hello there, I doubt ed will ever see this but hey, it’s worth a shot. I just wanted to forward along some photos of my kid, Jack Gray, on his fifth birthday. He wanted a skateboard, and well, yes, mommy told him how cool Ed Templeton is. But he ultimately chose Ed’s board on his own. Plus he's kind of cute and although I'm no Sheckler stage mommy. I will mold his little mind into that of a future Toy Machine / Templeton minion such as myself. Thanks for looking, assuming you do, and keep up the radness... Long time fan and former teenage poot wearer, Melissa Allison"
Jack choosing wisely...
Jack shredding...
Jack putting on his Templeton Thunder Trucks like a PROPER Loyal Pawn would...
My old sponsor and generally epic dude Paul Schmitt sent this in. Some kids in his board workshop getting some early exposure to Loyal Pawndom.
I had a 'Shake of the Month' at Mother's again.
Exactly!
Posted August 10th, 2010 by the Minion stomper of the romper.
By the end of the post I almost forgot about your birth, happy birthday.
And don't let people tell you today is the beginning of the end. Because really, today is the end of the beginning.
And don't let people tell you today is the beginning of the end. Because really, today is the end of the beginning.
Posted By: john on August 10th, 2010 at 11:13AM PST
that is THE coolest mom ever!
and that toy tatt is too aweseome!:)
and also, Happy Birthday Barnett!
and that toy tatt is too aweseome!:)
and also, Happy Birthday Barnett!
Posted By: sambalam on August 10th, 2010 at 11:51AM PST
happy bifthay.
Posted By: josiah on August 10th, 2010 at 12:01PM PST
happy birthday kevvy, pretty much everything about the composition and feel of your videography makes my panties waterfall, thank you. also, didn\'t that 94 tour stop through morgantown? maybe that was later, maldonado ollied that sick gap at the college in welcome to hell, where am i going with this..
Posted By: spliffday on August 10th, 2010 at 12:17PM PST
Happy Birth DAy Kevs, thanks for all those rad angles you film and shoot!
Posted By: Aldo Di Bella on August 10th, 2010 at 01:11PM PST
is kevin single?
Posted By: sarah on August 10th, 2010 at 01:46PM PST
Way to use Toy Machine for your Birthday props douchebag! jk I luv you! or do I?
Posted By: twat flicker on August 10th, 2010 at 02:02PM PST
http://www.tumyeto.com/catalog/
The new toy stuff is on page 26, i think. MR POOPO HEAD VICE MOLD!
The new toy stuff is on page 26, i think. MR POOPO HEAD VICE MOLD!
Posted By: john on August 10th, 2010 at 02:23PM PST
HAPPY BIRTHDAY KEVIN!! You're fucking rad.
Posted By: TurtleBoy'sTwin on August 10th, 2010 at 03:12PM PST
wait a sec... didnt nick t have a shaved head at the x games and maloof and in this post he has super long hair? btw happy b day bro
Posted By: johnny on August 10th, 2010 at 03:26PM PST
So much going on in this post..
I didn't know Kevin was 29. Impact on my life?..well, you update this blog so I can continue to obsessively comment because for some reason I feel it necessary to let my feelings be known everyday, and thanks to this website for consuming hours of my life that I could have spent doing something positive with my time,but really I probably would still just be sitting around.
Happy Birthday Kevs.
Nick Trapasso's trying to get that Simply Red look.
That "light your tampon like a fuse" had me laughing in that one ad....crap. The boards are mostly like over 8 inches. Whatever, like I skate enough anyway.
Shit,I have Johnny Layton thunders. How long has he been on Theeve?
I second that question. He married,engaged,single,in a relationship yet? Or is the Computer his one true love.
I didn't know Kevin was 29. Impact on my life?..well, you update this blog so I can continue to obsessively comment because for some reason I feel it necessary to let my feelings be known everyday, and thanks to this website for consuming hours of my life that I could have spent doing something positive with my time,but really I probably would still just be sitting around.
Happy Birthday Kevs.
Nick Trapasso's trying to get that Simply Red look.
That "light your tampon like a fuse" had me laughing in that one ad....crap. The boards are mostly like over 8 inches. Whatever, like I skate enough anyway.
Shit,I have Johnny Layton thunders. How long has he been on Theeve?
I second that question. He married,engaged,single,in a relationship yet? Or is the Computer his one true love.
Posted By: Jgonzalez on August 10th, 2010 at 03:31PM PST
happy birthday! thanks for all your work on the Toy website so we can have something to do in between eating, sleeping, and skateboarding
Posted By: Hemlock Drew on August 10th, 2010 at 03:40PM PST
Did Target just buy Toy Machine?
Happy b-day Kevies. Keep it real, ten more years til ova the hill.
KEEP A BREAST
Captcha: ININALL (upside down "capacity")
What will I ever do?
Happy b-day Kevies. Keep it real, ten more years til ova the hill.
KEEP A BREAST
Captcha: ININALL (upside down "capacity")
What will I ever do?
Posted By: Jacob on August 10th, 2010 at 04:37PM PST
I feel unworthy at the moment to post after seeing all the Pawn-dom. I do my part though and people still give me shit for the same things I enjoy and being a Pawn and whatever.
That 94 tour hat had me wondering- and I don't expect a response but I would be delighted if I got one- Ed. Remember Heavy Metal? Yeah. Um- you know you have that red trucker hat that says "minnesota-state of the cock". do you still have that? I see you rock the green Templeton Grain hat a lot (OG hat I call it when I see you wearing it in photos)
Ok that is my question. Here is a statement; I have a huge "oldschool trucker hat" collection. I have just recently added an old as fuck but perfect in condition Top Gun navy blue mesh hat that I got at some old ladie's garage sale. Non of that fitted flat brim for me please.
Anyhow- this was a cool post- Funny pictures of Billy in the rain. Does he hate being called Bill I wonder? Probably.
Ed- did you love to hate the Minneapolis couch tour you guys did? I think you did. I was really impressed that you are still ripping. I Don't know if I mentioned this already but I thought that it was sweet to see the old "50-50 ollie to the next ledge 50-50"
alrighty I'll see you guys later.
That 94 tour hat had me wondering- and I don't expect a response but I would be delighted if I got one- Ed. Remember Heavy Metal? Yeah. Um- you know you have that red trucker hat that says "minnesota-state of the cock". do you still have that? I see you rock the green Templeton Grain hat a lot (OG hat I call it when I see you wearing it in photos)
Ok that is my question. Here is a statement; I have a huge "oldschool trucker hat" collection. I have just recently added an old as fuck but perfect in condition Top Gun navy blue mesh hat that I got at some old ladie's garage sale. Non of that fitted flat brim for me please.
Anyhow- this was a cool post- Funny pictures of Billy in the rain. Does he hate being called Bill I wonder? Probably.
Ed- did you love to hate the Minneapolis couch tour you guys did? I think you did. I was really impressed that you are still ripping. I Don't know if I mentioned this already but I thought that it was sweet to see the old "50-50 ollie to the next ledge 50-50"
alrighty I'll see you guys later.
Posted By: d1ggitydan on August 10th, 2010 at 05:05PM PST
I love you, dan.
And jgonz, he's been on theeve quite a while.
And jgonz, he's been on theeve quite a while.
Posted By: john on August 10th, 2010 at 05:14PM PST
yes, nick was shaved with a pliacate ! cholo style , vato loko!!
Posted By: Aldo Di Bella on August 10th, 2010 at 07:06PM PST
paliakate!! (bandana)
Posted By: Aldo Di Bella on August 10th, 2010 at 07:08PM PST
kevin is dating pam anderson.(i heard).That new fooser board reminds me of myself.
Posted By: JoSLIAHS frm Tx on August 10th, 2010 at 10:59PM PST
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Posted By: sick birthday brah on August 11th, 2010 at 02:59AM PST
when is daniel going am ed
Posted By: weinerboy on August 11th, 2010 at 06:08AM PST
even though it's late, happy birthday. 30 is the new 40. :]
Posted By: Kilgore Trout on August 11th, 2010 at 10:48AM PST
happy birthday i loved this.
Posted By: steven bacon! on September 21st, 2010 at 08:06AM PST
