Couch Surfers...

Kevins photos from the 2010 Toy Machine couch tour demo in St. Paul, MN. Finally.
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Bilbo gets his business calls done before getting on the plane. The plane is for sleeping or playing PSP.
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The calm before the storm. What? You want a better analogy or figure of speech? How about "Play pussy get fucked."
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I shouldn't be emailing Leo photos of vaginas.
Come see him skate live on the RVCA tour...

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Nick was dangling his bait out there, but no fish were biting.
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Billy Marks, Ice Hockey aficionado.
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Daniel one ups my napkin drawing with the life-chart of a bong he calls "Bong Biography."
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Then he proceeded to draw out the biography of his other vice, skateboarding. "You're born, you skate, you die." –Daniel Lutheran
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He has vagina on the brain, but most boys his age do.
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Matt B has become sort of a bro-jock, when he's around the Zumies VIP tent.
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The van was a-rockin' so I didn't go knockin...
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JGonz suggested, "dude,what if you put a dildo on top of a bullriding machine?" All mechanical bull action is sexual for some reason, just watch Urban Cowboy.
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They decorated the Zumies with a giant Monster costume. How awesome!
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For the demo footage click there<--------, for the demo photos, click there <--------
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Tequilla at a skate demo?
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"Dude, check me out, are you filming? I'm totally EXTREME! See? Why do you think a thrill-seeker like me is even here at this event? Because Monster Energy drink is here bro!"
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The put a cig out on your tongue guy.
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Big-Boy tried to sit on a table not made for grown-ass-man.
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And that was all that was needed. Let the destruction begin... Ed goes Macho-Man Randy Savage on the remaining table.
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What a bad example to set...
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Austin is not very amused by Leo trying to karate-kick through the table Ed is holding.
Scope the Leo and Ed Bro-Lab shoe on Emerica!!!!!
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On the way to a dinner on Zumies. Those guys treated us like kings. Collin was attempting to sire a queen, but these girls were Christians, and Collin is no god.
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Her face was so big, Dan-Lu had to leave her behind.
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That bad example I set was already working against me. Nick kicking ceiling tiles. Oh wait, that is me encouraging it by taking a photo. What a bad company owner.
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These are the days.
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Reflecting on a long day.
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This guy, bought us all beers, so I had to pretend I was drinking for the camera. Or was I?
Posted July 7th, 2010 by Your moms tortured saggy neck skin.
3 pictures up, Does Matt B. and the rest of the team watch sop operas, That would be hardcore.
Posted By: john on July 7th, 2010 at 05:59PM PST
Dan Lu = gnarly = AM!
Posted By: d on July 7th, 2010 at 06:54PM PST
So,I guess Diego,Josh,and super new am Jordan weren't there. Toy team is getting big.

Play pussy,get fucked?Oh,that vagina on the iPhone reminded me. I got this app that like makes the photo look all droopy and sags with physics so you can like warp and stretch photos. In Science I was showing my friends this droopy vagina. It was pretty cool. This one dude that's like 15 was like stretching it and staring all funny.I told him he was having too much fun.

Why do you have to be Christian to have actual standards and self respect?Priests talk like they knew Jesus first hand,that dude died 2000 years ago. Rumors change in like a day or two. Palabre de dios,guey.

That Vagina Leo drew on the hat looks a little wide. Maybe Leo used a stretched out mom vag for reference.

Cool,shaggy getting his dick sucked by Velma.

Damn,ed,rawkstarz. Way to break shit. I once knew a girl from salt lake city
Two quart legs and two rubber titties
got a v8 pussy and a cadillac ass

I guess you could put a dildo on a record player and make it spin in whatever orifice you desire as well.

Austin looks real bored watching you guys destroy. Is he married yet?

Sick aviators and diamond studs...brah.
something runs on gas.
Posted By: Jgonzalez on July 7th, 2010 at 08:34PM PST
that's no soap opera, that's totally "Failure To Launch"

...i think

Ed, are you straight edge? I can't remember if I asked before.
Posted By: Hemlock Drew on July 7th, 2010 at 10:09PM PST
that bong timeline is awesome haha :D
hahaha try switch tre'ing carlsbad
art is life :]
Posted By: Kilgore Trout on July 7th, 2010 at 10:12PM PST
WHY THE FUCK IS TOYMACHINE DOING ALL THIS ZOMIEZ SHIT? JUST WONDERING... TOYMACHINE SHOULD SAY FUCK MALL SHOPS!!! BUT REALLY WHO CARES... CHECK THIS OUT http://vimeo.com/13159830 ITS A SKATE PARK THE TOYMACHINE SHOULD COME TO AND DO A DEMO... ED?
Posted By: JONATHAN GEITER on July 8th, 2010 at 01:15AM PST
i meant to say toymachine crew im drunk and its 1:17 am in portland oregon... smoke weed everyday and skate toymachine.
Posted By: JONATHAN GEITER on July 8th, 2010 at 01:18AM PST
awesome.
Posted By: sambalam on July 8th, 2010 at 01:24AM PST
i luv 2 comment
Posted By: vinny on July 8th, 2010 at 07:25AM PST
that mom danlu has in his right arm looks like the joker.
Posted By: Tuna on July 8th, 2010 at 11:33AM PST
Ed with a beer. Just look at the expression on his face.
I think the term "straight edge" is for 14 year-old emo kids. I hate that term with a passion. Just another label to add your collection. Not you, Hemlock, just the universal you.

Did Collin know they were 16? Oh wait, no they told him they were 18. Gotcha.

I love Dan Lu way more now. He likes older women, with busty faces. Actually, tell Dan Lu I'll smoke his ass out. I mean, I'll smoke some marijuana with him. Speaking of, I picked up some weed the other day, & my guy says "This shit's tastey. It's Herojuana.." What the fuck dude? What's the newest name for weed gonna be?
Protein kush?

Ed's hair is so Dawson's Creek right now.
I have a photo of me & my step brother standing next to the sign of the town called Templeton.
Posted By: Jacob on July 8th, 2010 at 01:08PM PST
I'm not "straight edge" but I don't do drugs, or drink beer. I took a sip of that beer, it was gross.
Posted By: ed on July 8th, 2010 at 01:52PM PST
Coronas are ehh..
Heinekin is way better.
But Leo is Mexican.
& that Asian guy thought Ed was macho.

Any update on the mail?
Posted By: Jacob on July 8th, 2010 at 02:01PM PST
I don't smoke,drink,or fuck,necessarily. Smoking weed is ok,but I don't like simply getting stoned as a form of fun. I don't drink either,it tastes gross and makes people do dumb things. So drinking is pretty pointless. Most people my age like to obtain the status of "fucked up" or whatever. It's pretty stupid. As for going out and hunting down woman to fuck,I don't get people like that.

I like the song by Minor Threat though. I guess most of life's problems stem from Woman,drinking,and drugs. So be a nerd and sit in your room all day.
Posted By: Jgonzalez on July 8th, 2010 at 02:40PM PST
I don't do that, my mind is pure.
But I hate the term straight edge too.
I didn't think ed looked at this.
Why doesn't kevin comment.
Posted By: john on July 8th, 2010 at 02:55PM PST
smoke marihuana its better than drinking, "why drink and drive if you can smoke and fly" hahah , Ed you've been drug free all your life ? or do you ever tryed mushrooms? , som of your drawings had that psychedelic atmosphere ...

that vagina photo in leos phone made me want to creampied it jajaj.

DANIEL LUTHERAN SO HOT RIGHT NOW ! AS A TOY RIDER AND AS THE "MR. NEW MEXICO" THAT CRYSTAL CLEAR KNOWS.

DO YOU GUYS KNOW ABOUT MAX BARRERA? HE TOLD ME HE HAS BEEN ON LEOS HOUSE AND TOLD HE CAN SPEEK SPANISH VERY WELL ! jaja
Posted By: Aldo Di Bella on July 8th, 2010 at 03:06PM PST
I was going to ask Leo if he would mind if I had a beer at the signing tent but I was so pumped on seeing everyone that I got freaked out and instead I asked him why he didn't wear his cowboy hat to a midwestern demo. I think I annoyed everyone. Ed I'm sorry if I made everyone annoyed I was just super pumped.

I remember saying to my friends "ok I saw Ed. I just want o leave now" but they wanted to challenge me to air hockey at the arcade because someday, someone thinks they are going to be beat me at it then I was coming back through the parking lot after beating people and you were walking and I was talking to you about the 405 in Huntington.... that was weird for you but I'm glad you were super cool about everything.
Posted By: DanHengel on July 8th, 2010 at 06:26PM PST
I like the term straight edge because it is nice for me to know that there are other people out there who abstain, especially since I feel so much peer pressure to participate in those activities.

...but you know, live and let live. i'm cool with people who do or don't.
Posted By: Hemlock Drew on July 8th, 2010 at 06:37PM PST
I'mjust pointing out the obvious but damn Nick can kick high as fuck!!
Posted By: TurtlBoy'sTwin on July 8th, 2010 at 07:15PM PST
Toy MACHINE is not to be fuck with by damn ceilings!!!

BUT the girls is all good
Posted By: karty50 on July 8th, 2010 at 08:04PM PST
Herojuana is a NoFX song. and i found this very weird, unsettling video on youtube for you Jacob haha.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJimXJujTCg

This post is sick. Best picture is the cigarette guy one with text. Funny shit haha.
Posted By: Mike on July 9th, 2010 at 12:07AM PST
yep, the toy team is getting a little bit way too big...
i hope there's still that brotherhood vibe that i have always perceived to exist amongst those dudes.
toymachine uses zumies as a mere tool for global control, you skatecore jerks, so simmer down.
go take the skatehard hate to a thrasher forum...
this is toymachine.
but, i do passionately hate shitty bands like nofx antiflag rancid and anything of their putrid resemblance.
fucking marks.
weed.. i dunno. i blame elementary school for implanting me the idea that weed is bad. besides, acid or any halluciogen sounds more fun than getting slow and numb effect of da weed, yo.
marry me, jgonz.
Posted By: fresh from mex on July 9th, 2010 at 02:15AM PST
oh, and nobody.. i mean NOBODY drinks coronas in mex.
im not very fond of the taste of beer, but i do find corona fucking horrible.
diahrrea guaranteed.
Posted By: fresh from mex on July 9th, 2010 at 02:23AM PST
it's funny- when that one dude with the shitty monster logo tats and bullet hole tats came up to get his shit signed, Leo goes "what the heck is this? are you terminator?" and everyone was rippin on the guy then if you look Leo has a terminator shirt on later in this section. Good times.
Posted By: DanHengel on July 9th, 2010 at 07:58PM PST
Austin is not amused at all.
Posted By: lunch on July 9th, 2010 at 09:38PM PST
dude marijuana!!!!!!!!!!
Im glad ed can still skate.I didnt think he could anymore.I heard he was a diebetic.
Posted By: josiah tha king on July 10th, 2010 at 01:15AM PST
You better shut your mouth or im gonna fuck it!
Posted By: VaginalDëstruction on July 10th, 2010 at 11:24AM PST
indeed! /\/\/\/\
Posted By: AnalDëstruction on July 10th, 2010 at 11:27AM PST
Josiah, have you hit puberty yet?

I love smoking weed. I do like beer, no liquor. Cocaine is a must, & speedballs all day.

But seriously, weed is some natural shit. If it grows, nurture it. If it's made in an abandon home in the desert, toss it.
Posted By: Jacob/penisDëstruction??? on July 10th, 2010 at 01:30PM PST
Yes , in mexico NOBODY drinks corona, it is the cheapest beer kaig at the licour stores, like 60 bucks! hahah

mat B is a redneck creep ! ajaj
Posted By: Aldo Di Bella on July 10th, 2010 at 02:23PM PST
damn, mattb looking extra fine in his bro attire. Hey mattb ill be your broho any day.
Posted By: mmmm on July 11th, 2010 at 12:27AM PST
hahahahahhaahhhahahahhahahahhahah!!
im 21 dude!
I prolly have more hair than you bro!
As far as beer goes i love beer and heinekin is a fav and corona isnt too bad.
smoking pot is something i do to relax.
After all i do have a real job. I do work my ass off to get what i want.Like toy product.YOU guys should stop begging for free product and earn it fuck faces!!!!
hahaha
Posted By: josiah on July 11th, 2010 at 11:41AM PST
I buy my shit, and last time I checked you work at a slaughter house you sick fuck.
Posted By: john on July 11th, 2010 at 06:22PM PST
I've said it before,I'll say it again. Straight up Trollin'
Posted By: Jgonzalez on July 11th, 2010 at 09:50PM PST
hahaha
every state has there own way of life.
Everybody knows texas is big on cattle.
california has skateboarding.
I think im the less lucky one.
It is fucked how we kill innocent cows.
but hey i need money and its what pays bills around here.
im not proud of it.
anyways Later dudes!
Posted By: josiah on July 11th, 2010 at 09:55PM PST
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