What happens when you give out free stuff?
At the recent KROQ Weenie Roast at the Irvine Amphitheater.
You expose Toy Machine to a buch of people who don't give a shit about Toy Machine.
What is sect thinking?
"Please get me out of here, the things these people are saying make me want to choke on my own barf and die."
"I'll go back to these dorks' house and steal all their wine coolers..."
"Please, blow smoke up my ass, I love it."
"This hag is felching my air."
"Bro, Don't fuck with me or I'll get my jock to kick your ass, he's Clutch!"
"Exxxxxxcelent."
"A small step backward on my plans to ruin humanityyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!."
Posted May 22nd, 2009 by Its a dangerous path you take your company on when you start...
i wants one. me neeeds it
Posted By: my precious on May 31st, 2009 at 09:37AM PST
Hilarious. I wish Toy Machine had their own online store!
Posted By: Hemlock Drew on June 5th, 2009 at 11:44AM PST
love the sect comments. wine coolers and zimas.
Posted By: VillaLobos on June 17th, 2009 at 02:14PM PST
dude yeah right i bet the sect cant even fakie shov it on his way to get smoke blown up his ass. week bro, get him some wheels, son, damn you.
Posted By: BITHASSNEGROTITTIES on July 29th, 2009 at 09:42PM PST
i want some :) look cool i love toy machine
Posted By: nutanai on August 24th, 2009 at 09:39AM PST
