Report from the Wilderness: Matt B. on the East Coast


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When it's "go-time" even Matt B's preparation draws a crowd, -------he's that good.
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Even doggies get inspired to give a stretch in Matt B's presence.
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Skaters love to inhabit areas where no one else wants to go. You can tell by the background here that this is a good spot.
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Finally we are at the spot. Looks pretty hairy. Of course there will be no skate photos because the website is not where we would debut such a thing. Look for it in future ads or videos...
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Is this Matt B's tag? I highly doubt it, but then again, you never know.
"Whoa, is that a glory hole?"
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"What are you doing Matt?"
"Oh, just reflecting on my life so far, pondering the things I have done with my short time on earth."
"OOOOOO-Kaaaaaay, ---------- I'm gonna go over there now..."
"Yes, that would be advised."
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"So Matt, what was going on over there on that bench?"
"Listen bunghole, if I wanted to talk with you about the finer things in life I would have said so. Shut up and drink your beer."

Bonus link: Matt B should sue this guy.

Posted December 21st, 2008 by Pre-Apologies if you hate this post; Now eat a dick
That other Matt B has a Furi Kuri shirt.
So Angel Ramirez is Matt's bitch?
Nigga like me is goin insane,then that photo of Matt spacin' it.

My own meaning to that photo:That's where Thomas Jefferson got his first handjob.
Posted By: Jgonzalez on December 21st, 2008 at 11:33AM PST
they gaze in awe of matts stretchability. this posts pwns uber hard
Posted By: the dude on December 21st, 2008 at 12:40PM PST
mmmmmmmmm!
Posted By: Greenie on December 21st, 2008 at 02:09PM PST
Ha! http://www.toymachine.com/newspost/5144/christmas+comes+early/#comments
Posted By: red lobster on December 21st, 2008 at 02:38PM PST
I love how Copyright Enfringement Matt Bennett knows he's totally finna be bald for the rest of his life, so he's gonna rock the shag over.
Posted By: Duckets did stuff. on December 21st, 2008 at 05:55PM PST
matt b. chronic life waster/chillaxer
Posted By: pawn J on December 21st, 2008 at 08:00PM PST
DONT BE VEGETARIAN OR WORSE LIKE VEGAN.ITS VERY BAD FOR YOU.IT KILLS YOU.DAMAGING TO YOUR HEALTH AND MIND.
Posted By: I just skateboard sometimes on December 21st, 2008 at 08:15PM PST
matt- you should move to the east kill that shit.
Posted By: fdic on December 21st, 2008 at 09:19PM PST
Matt B is too fucking cool, if I can harness just four percent of his unmatched awesome I'll be able to create batteries that never die from it.
Posted By: Ghyt Wembpang's mucus on December 22nd, 2008 at 01:35AM PST
horny dog
x]
Posted By: stareater on December 22nd, 2008 at 07:58AM PST
heading up to Philly? NYC?
Posted By: Greenie on December 22nd, 2008 at 09:00AM PST
"oooooooooooooooooh - kaaaaaaaaay " hhhh
Posted By: Anas darouich on December 23rd, 2008 at 04:11AM PST
hmaaaad & moh'maad are a good skater , looking for a sponsor, they're from somewhere in tha earth call it marocco , did you hear abouttttt !!
Posted By: hmaaaad & moh'maad on December 23rd, 2008 at 09:08AM PST
IS THAT NICK MERLINO IN THE BACK ROUND? WORD ON THE STREET IS THAT HE ROLLS WITH FOUNDATION....
Posted By: Fuzz on December 23rd, 2008 at 09:22AM PST
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