Oddity Odyssey Day 5: Sacto Wars
We found out that George Carlin died last night, that sucks. Then in the morning we picked up Seu Trinh from the airport and went skating.
We mostly were getting booted.
Then we found the rock gap, home to a big black widow spider, and a bunch of pesky runts.
What an angel right? This is one of those pesky runts.
He held up Austin at nerf-point for his skateboard or a dollar, whichever came first.
Then went after grif.
Then he executed all of us and kept telling us to shut-up and give him a dollar.
'Shuttup bitch and give me a dollar' The future looks bright.
'Didn't I kill you?, shut your mouth.'
After a half hour of messing with us we finally gave him a dollar and he left happy.
Then Kevin traded a skateboard for a scooter ride.
The next spot was a rough wall that we tried to wax, but had the cops called on us for doing 'graffiti.'
The cop: 'You know Matt Rodriguez and the guy who broke his back in Australia? John Cardiel? yeah, I put those guys in jail. we carry a photo of them around to show skaters who we lock up.' and while searching kevins bag and finding a can of clear spray coating... 'Oh look, clear lubricant, that's what you use on your wife.' to a bewildered partner. good times.
Josh waiting for the cop to let us go.
Seu and Rob think Cardiel is bad-ass.
We then spent the rest of our night driving around doing monumental battles using paintballs and slingshots and super-soakers. The vans are getting fucked up. And I took a Billy shot right to the eye. Luckily I was wearing goggles. I took two to the cheek also, and I got him twice in the dome.
I was feeling pretty freaked out and fortunate.
I was cut in 3 places, and my cheek was throbbing.
Later that night, Grif talked Rob into trying to jump this pretty tall sign. He went for it, but went down mega-hard.
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Posted June 24th, 2008 by face explosion in so many ways
That kid reminds me of this song
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xdi_5bCFZAo
He be hustlin' da toy cr3w.
Is Kevin's board a blank Templeton cat deck?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xdi_5bCFZAo
He be hustlin' da toy cr3w.
Is Kevin's board a blank Templeton cat deck?
Posted By: Jgonzalez on June 24th, 2008 at 12:45PM PST
you said the updating would be spotty, but it seems to me to be spot on. ed that paintball shinanighans is what im talkin aboutt! glad u dont have to use a patch though. Seu Trinh looks veryy professional, he has nice shoes.
Posted By: the dude on June 24th, 2008 at 01:00PM PST
If Carlin skated, he would have skated Toy. George Carlin was the Toy Machine of comedy.
Posted By: TurtleBoy'sTwin on June 24th, 2008 at 02:23PM PST
you should have pulled out the super soaker on that kid
Posted By: dildo on June 24th, 2008 at 02:26PM PST
you guys are hittin up some weak spots in sac.
Posted By: sacto on June 24th, 2008 at 03:08PM PST
Funny.
Posted By: Pawn on June 24th, 2008 at 03:58PM PST
Ed! Your eye!
Posted By: Phil on June 24th, 2008 at 04:10PM PST
George Carlin was so funny, he will be forever missed. Looks like good times with the Toy crew.
Posted By: Zach D. on June 24th, 2008 at 08:17PM PST
Please turn Alex Schmidt am soon.
Posted By: zdxg on June 24th, 2008 at 09:31PM PST
Try adoption,might work.I just payed three hundred dollars for piece of trash.Nothing like a good time in front of the mirror.Greg is the new over lord.He read it on a pack of dongs.
Posted By: Pawn on June 25th, 2008 at 12:37AM PST
That last picture of Griffy smiling reeks of schadenfreude. What a dick.
Posted By: Da Boss on June 25th, 2008 at 07:59AM PST
How to make black burnt fish grateng into caramel pudding.
Posted By: Yeah royght on June 25th, 2008 at 08:46AM PST
ed, are you going to make some of those flow guys ams?
Posted By: Da Boss on June 25th, 2008 at 10:02AM PST
Yeah Ed.Are you?Fax me an autograph.
Posted By: Sven Kvia on June 27th, 2008 at 01:13AM PST
