sorry ed i live in canada...i would fly but im broke. and if i drove i wouldn't make it in time

SORRY, I CAN'T BE THERE, I LIVE IN MISSOURI!

Sorry.
i just suck at life.

that fallen trailer looks pretty cool guys!

wish I could be there also. I live in Madigascar...

I'll be there. I'm driving from LA.

Sorry Ed, I live like 3,000 miles away. Can't right an essay to you now, I'm writing one about Romeo and Juliet, and the Byzantines.

sorry i couldnt make it.

i love toy machine, it puts a smile on my face everytime i open up my internet. everytime i go into DTS. everytime i step on a skateboard. everytime i begin to dream.

I LOVE YOU.

god damn! why do frontiers exist?????
im very very mad !!! realy! im in fucking mexico! and to geta visa i have to have a full yearon a job and being on school to prosced to have my visa! i will realy stole or kill to go to your signing and premiere :( :/ !!!!.

im glad toy machine exist, i think i said a few times before this time! jaja
andthe toy mahcine afected my life so whell that i consider they give my frist ¨afresive-rock&rolly¨ sentence in skateboarding! and i mean (the welcome to hell video) when i was 11 back in 1998 !! haha so their you have a very thrue loyal pawn donw here in mexicali ! jaja , i never got'd the chance to havea toy board , but trust me you are my favorite madafucking brand out there in all the skateboarding history!
whel thanks for your time and care about us the ¨la loyal pawns around the world¨ i hope you ed or kevin read this, thankyou again.

jaja pinche aldo ke se la rifa para el ingles!!!! jajaaja

oh yea.
SORRY toy machine for not going to the toy machine lurk fest premiere. unlike aldo, i was born in the US and i can freely cross the borders like nothing. i do also happen to have a car and have plenty of gasoline for a round trip over the premiere and back here. thing is, i was working, in a skateshop from mexicali called RIOT skateshop(where TUM YETO is our leading and only brand!) i just got out right now at 8:30 pm so i couldnt make it.
however, i couldve changed my work schedule and couldve gone there, but..

im a slow thinker and just came up with this idea..dammit

toy machine puts a smile in my face. really. if i where good enough and things flowed, i would make an effort to have toymachine as my sponsor. why? its philosphy(although theres nothing writen in stone about a TM philosophy). i just feel like it just fits my personality and how true TM is to skateboarding. toy machine is not hardcore like flip, or zero, i see it as fun. i see it as a bunch of guys that where having fun skating and just so happened to be really good.umm...what else. oh yea, ed is a smart guy and makes (obviously) toymachine happen and be as rad as it is. the ads are pure genius, original, and funny. ed just tells things how they really are and doesnt try to fool people into their products (just read the labels on their socks, wax, or action figures). TM is pure, natural, and healthy.
what was the point of this?
oh! toymachine affects my life in a positive direction...cant tell how right off the top ofmy head, but it does. i got to school and i skate and i read and i dont do drugs and i buy toymachine and i like rocknroll and i am happy. maybe theyre correlated, dunno.
all i know is, im a lowal pawn and i apologize for failing to go to the premier.

Thanks for all of the great comments everyone!!!!!!!!!!!

I am in my car driving home from the signing right now.

I have lots of photos to post tomorrow!

Sorry I can't be there. It's because I am all the way in Sweden.

Also, it's my birthday today on the 5th.

sorry, no ride, grounded, live in minnesota.

i live too far away