Professor Grif Predicts...

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Griffin's predictions for the year 2008:

1. Research will begin on weather or not sun screen gives you skin cancer
2. The United States of America will become U.S.A.com
3. Eddie Vedder will have a son and name him Yaddam
4. Aliens will publicly land and stoners everywhere will trip out when their first words are, "Take me to your dealer."
5. Cell phone ear peices will come attached to sunglasses
6. Jean Claude Van Damme will star in an adult film titled Re-Double Impact, where he plays himself and his twin brother and through the magic of movie making, Jean Claude Van Damme actually fucks himself.
7. Beef flavored gum will be introduced to consumers.
8. In an attempt to boost the church's religious following, the pope will ride through Marti Gras passing out rosserie beads to the ladies who show their breast.
9. Look to Seatle for a re-grunge.
10. A woman will become president with no real shock. However, the shock will hit the nation as a whole when alligations of an extra marrital affair with a female intern involving a double headed cigar arise.
Posted January 10th, 2008 by Leave some frickin' comments you bitches
The cell phone ear pieces that attach to sunglasses sounds pretty lame, but a good idea none the less. Griffin seems like a very smart guy.
Posted By: creeper on January 10th, 2008 at 12:39PM PST
cellfone er pieces have alreadyh made there way onto the market last year....ABD
Posted By: the dude on January 10th, 2008 at 01:07PM PST
i would love to see hillary in a glorious clam-ram. NICE
Posted By: dunnie cease on January 10th, 2008 at 01:08PM PST
frickin' comments
Posted By: Bitches on January 10th, 2008 at 05:02PM PST
Those predictions are very real and very scary!
Posted By: SHMO on January 10th, 2008 at 06:07PM PST
haha you linked to TMZ!
Posted By: TMZ rox on January 10th, 2008 at 07:30PM PST
ah! coined from conan o brien
Posted By: kok on January 10th, 2008 at 08:34PM PST
Meat flavoured gum can't be far off:

http://www.mcphee.com/categories/meat.html

In my opinion, that gummy haggis is the pinnacle of modern civilisation.
Posted By: david bowies pajama pocket on January 11th, 2008 at 03:14AM PST
take me to your dealer!
Posted By: ADAM FUCKIN GAGE on January 11th, 2008 at 08:26AM PST
I've seen the ear piece sunglasses already.
Posted By: Zach on January 11th, 2008 at 11:56AM PST
I could go for some meat gum right now
Posted By: Joey Jo-Jo Junior Shabadoo on January 11th, 2008 at 01:06PM PST
re-grungde sounds cool mostly because tying flannels around your waist will be the look of twenty-ought-eight.
Posted By: manatee on January 12th, 2008 at 10:12AM PST
6. Jean Claude Van Damme will star in an adult film titled Re-Double Impact, where he plays himself and his twin brother and through the magic of movie making, Jean Claude Van Damme actually fucks himself.


He did make a movie where he had a "clone". its called REPLICANT

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0238552/

though I'm almost positive he would rather do a porn with Russian girls ...
Posted By: bob on January 22nd, 2008 at 05:41PM PST
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