The sky opened up and God said...

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And so we listened.
Posted August 27th, 2006 by Why mess with that?
You got last place???
Daaaamn boy!
Whatever Toy is my all-time fav team.
Posted By: "Sonic" Lee on August 27th, 2006 at 07:03AM PST
Toy got last???!!!!! FUCK!!!!!!! That kinda sucks for me.
Posted By: Zach Diekman on August 27th, 2006 at 11:19AM PST
If thats not depressing then what is! It's alright, Toy is to good for these mere mortal competitions!
Posted By: SHMO on August 27th, 2006 at 01:06PM PST
I thought Ed was too cool for God.
Posted By: That Guy on August 27th, 2006 at 02:14PM PST
o welll..next year i guess
Posted By: mike on August 27th, 2006 at 06:26PM PST
That looks like gods A-hole farting out
"you will get last place" from his godly ass.
Posted By: Jgonzalez on August 27th, 2006 at 07:42PM PST
nevermind toy machine still shred 4 me, Johnny Layton is a Beast.....
Posted By: J ant on August 28th, 2006 at 01:35AM PST
...now go out, and find a real job...you guys are finaly out of buissines!
Posted By: luco on August 28th, 2006 at 07:01AM PST
Devine Intervention.
Posted By: johnny layton on August 28th, 2006 at 08:48AM PST
damn, i'm suprised that darkstar beat toy. baker and zero i'm not too suprised about, but darkstar is pretty much gay. id on't even know of anyone that is on there team besides chet thomas.
Posted By: matt on August 28th, 2006 at 12:15PM PST
Toy still beats all in sheer awesomeness. If Toy Machine was an actor, it would be a mixture of Clint Eastwood and Sean Connery. Nobody would want to mess with that.
Posted By: Hunter on August 28th, 2006 at 12:34PM PST
They listened and now the Toy Machine (ones who participated in KOTR) will go heaven.
Posted By: Dillan on August 28th, 2006 at 10:45PM PST
Baker and Zero have good riders. Jamie Thomas works his guys to the bone and they hate him. Darkstar has great riders. Paul Machnau is super good. Toy Machine just doesn't care about winning. Having a good time is more important maybe.
Posted By: Ted Stauncher on August 29th, 2006 at 12:00AM PST
I told you you'd get last place. However, I do know that Zero has a deal with Satan for KOTR, why do you think they've won 3 times in a row?
Hmmm...
Posted By: God on September 5th, 2006 at 04:03PM PST
well...i had a feeling that baker and zero would be a challenge from the very bigining
Posted By: pogo on September 13th, 2006 at 03:51AM PST
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