Johnny Gets Dirty
J-Lay plugged the top of this volcano just in time with a pivot to fakie. We should all thank him that we're not melting to death in an ocean of lava. By the way, this guy has been Toy Machine's newest pro for exactly 12 days.
Posted January 12th, 2006 by Your Pissed Off Landlord
fuck yeah johnny shralping the tranny!
Posted By: toot toot on January 12th, 2006 at 02:48PM PST
Yeah J-lays Pro Now
Posted By: Winston on January 12th, 2006 at 03:21PM PST
nice!
Posted By: noah on January 12th, 2006 at 03:38PM PST
whos j-lay?
Posted By: loser on January 12th, 2006 at 03:55PM PST
What a style fiend he shreds anything he can possibly find
Posted By: Zac B on January 12th, 2006 at 03:55PM PST
J-Lay is short for Johnny Layton, Toy Machine's newest pro.
Posted By: duh on January 12th, 2006 at 04:01PM PST
Dirt jumps are hard to build
Posted By: Coup d E'tat on January 12th, 2006 at 04:11PM PST
i ment whos jonny layton. but i looked at his team page. so i know now.
Posted By: loser on January 12th, 2006 at 04:14PM PST
Fucking retard.
Posted By: Master Shake on January 12th, 2006 at 05:33PM PST
Im gonna laugh if deigo comes outta nowhere and decks him again.
Posted By: McJesus on January 12th, 2006 at 06:22PM PST
wow johnnys pro models are sweet
so are all toy machine graphics though...
so are all toy machine graphics though...
Posted By: sam gillis on January 12th, 2006 at 06:27PM PST
Yea johnny deffinitly deserves it Ive got a picture of us chilling at NJ skateshop, most people already know though because the january tws comes in nomvember and it was in mandatory info. CONGRADS!!!! I can't wait to buy his model.
Posted By: christian on January 12th, 2006 at 06:28PM PST
how does this christian guy get to meet every one on the team and chill with them?
your a lucky kid or man or what ever.
i mean do you just happen to be at the right place at the right time or do you have something to do with the team
your a lucky kid or man or what ever.
i mean do you just happen to be at the right place at the right time or do you have something to do with the team
Posted By: sam gillis on January 12th, 2006 at 06:37PM PST
Haha I was kidding, I didn't really get to "chill" with them, but i got to meet them at NJ skateshop for a little while. Your right that im extremely lucky to have them come here, Kick in the Teeth tour was awesome, and the photo I have of me and johnny just looks like were "chilling" so thats why i said that. Besides that, being a member at emericaskate forums, you get to do stuff like has team members a question once in a while and I got to ask Austin what his life was like back in high school and what college he attended before putting it off for a little while. Im not really freinds with anyone on the team, I wish though. But, im so thankful that they came to NJ skateshop and im deffinitly greatful for that. Anyway, does anyone know where you can buy any of the 06 decks now, they're not in any local shops yet?
Posted By: christian on January 12th, 2006 at 06:51PM PST
Matt Bennett should also be pro.
Posted By: Jonathan on January 12th, 2006 at 07:08PM PST
If you skate, you are our friend.
Posted By: ed on January 12th, 2006 at 07:13PM PST
congradulations J-Lay, you really deserve it, when is that new video coming out..
Posted By: a-stone on January 12th, 2006 at 08:56PM PST
Austin should really keep his hair longish, if thats a word, he looks to preppy with short
Posted By: thomas on January 12th, 2006 at 08:59PM PST
its about time you say he pro now it official he the shit now wonder hes pro ill get a couple of his decks matt b next he fuckin good to
Posted By: primetime on January 12th, 2006 at 09:30PM PST
his decks look good lets hope its good size most likely
Posted By: primetime on January 12th, 2006 at 09:32PM PST
ed .. are you guys still making the large monster board? .. i didnt see it in the graphics page .. thats pretty much the only board i skate .. please keep making them
Posted By: ryan on January 13th, 2006 at 12:54AM PST
We still make it.
Posted By: ed on January 13th, 2006 at 01:43AM PST
Hey Thomas-
Austin could shave his head, paint his body orange, wear a zebra print thong, get breast implants, and still be drop dead gorgeous.
ps-Ed, I hope you are getting an idea here....
Austin could shave his head, paint his body orange, wear a zebra print thong, get breast implants, and still be drop dead gorgeous.
ps-Ed, I hope you are getting an idea here....
Posted By: east coast pride on January 13th, 2006 at 05:25AM PST
yeah j lay's pro! awsome. and cant wait for the video to come out soon hopefully. toy machine is the best.
Posted By: blake on January 13th, 2006 at 07:37AM PST
i like j lays rock monster deck. the artwork is good as hell. but all of them look awsome. hey ed of all the new decks on the archieve is any of them 8's?
Posted By: BLAKE on January 13th, 2006 at 07:45AM PST
I love that Part Animal, Part Toy Machine deck (perfect size by the way 7.75 baby!), but I don't like the second one, the really dark one with the boulders and stuff, reminds me of Darkstar. 1 for 2, keep shootin!
Posted By: Dillan on January 13th, 2006 at 09:52AM PST
sweet. j-lays my fovorite skater. it's about time.
Posted By: matt on January 13th, 2006 at 10:05AM PST
J-Lays felizitaciones en tu nueva carrera de profesional patinador!, continua con el buen trabajo!.Buena suerte ok!..........
Posted By: ed on January 13th, 2006 at 10:49AM PST
its true j-lay is a race all on his own
Posted By: russ on January 13th, 2006 at 12:03PM PST
Oh my god Ed, I love the Summer Girl Austin Stephens deck. That is such a beautiful design. You always give Austin the best board graphics, or did he make that one? Haha, well whatever, keep up the good work, anyone who designs Toy Machine graphics.
Posted By: Dillan on January 13th, 2006 at 12:14PM PST
beauty ... now if only the canadian distrbutors of toy would get some ..... all we got up here is the skinny bitches!
Posted By: ryan on January 13th, 2006 at 01:46PM PST
so stupid im so sick of the dum pictures. show mor ed pics theres none of ed skating what the fuck!
Posted By: james dean on January 13th, 2006 at 04:35PM PST
yall should make more wider decks. is j lays actualy wide or 7.75's? bc that kinda blows. make more wider decks bc toy is the best and i want a wide toy machine board to fucking shralp and shred on!!! toy machine for life fuckers
Posted By: toy machine FUCK YEH! on January 13th, 2006 at 05:47PM PST
i just got welcome to hell and the bail section was the worst ive ever seen,
ed how bad did your balls hurt they were like swollen the size of a base balls it scares me
ed how bad did your balls hurt they were like swollen the size of a base balls it scares me
Posted By: sam gillis on January 13th, 2006 at 06:09PM PST
Hey Sam, the bail section in Welcome to Hell was one of the first skateboarding parts I ever saw in a video, so imagine how I felt! AHHHH!
Posted By: Phil on January 13th, 2006 at 06:41PM PST
I like the J-Harm plaid deck.
Posted By: Master Shake on January 13th, 2006 at 09:32PM PST
Your a freaking dildo if you don't know who Jonny is, actually i was a dildo once upon a time cause i didn't know who Jamie Thomas was. so over all its all gravy
Posted By: SHMO on January 13th, 2006 at 11:24PM PST
i hope his board comes out in an eight and a quarter
Posted By: oscan on January 14th, 2006 at 06:06PM PST
jaly pushes mongo and ollies like a southren slut in the pit lathering lotion on to her sweet untoouched nipples
Posted By: mongo on January 14th, 2006 at 09:30PM PST
DUDE!!! finally you guys took jay lay pro! he kicks ass!
Posted By: justin on January 15th, 2006 at 02:38PM PST
stylish...
Posted By: sonic "lee" on January 16th, 2006 at 10:59AM PST
Being pro for a few days and ripping a dirt tranny. Sick.............
Posted By: you can't know that! on January 24th, 2006 at 05:00PM PST
jay lay rips
Posted By: get raw on January 30th, 2006 at 06:46AM PST
get the fuck out of hidden valley!!!!
Posted By: ridebmx on November 16th, 2006 at 10:44AM PST
