"A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked." -Bernard Meltzer
"Remorse, the fatal egg that pleasure laid." -William Cowper
"I don't approve of sunbathing, and it's bad for you." -David Attenborough
"See that little chickadee over yonder? I got to second base with her two years ago."
"You have to create your life. You have to carve it, like a sculpture." -William Shatner
"Knowing your own darkness is the best method for dealing with the darknesses of other people." -Carl Jung
"There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend." -Jack Nicholson