"Everything has beauty, but not everyone sees it." -Confucius
That guy above did look German...
"He only earns his freedom and his life Who takes them every day by storm." -Johann Goethe
Hello, yes, I'm stalking you.
"Impotence is one of the major hazards of cigarette smoking." -Loni Anderson
"Babies have big heads and big eyes, and tiny little bodies with tiny little arms and legs. So did the aliens at Roswell! I rest my case." -William Shatner
"Religion is the impotence of the human mind to deal with occurrences it cannot understand." -Karl Marx