Hidden Valley - No Man's Land.

Enter the zone at your own risk.
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Aaron Rose watches a lurker jump his bike.
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Lots of porn mags floating around Hidden Valley.
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"Approach the game with no preset agendas and you'll probably come away surprised at your overall efforts." -Phil Jackson
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Just lurking in the bushes watching kids do Harry Larry's.
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The city bulldozed this shit. What buttholes.
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"If you meet the Buddha in the lane, feed him the ball." -Phil Jackson
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D.V. gets rad.
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The city ruined the tree swing too.
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"If you worried about falling off the bike, you'd never get on." -Lance Armstrong
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Tree swing repair.
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"So we're going to do a Battlestar Galactica themed bike and bring another one of the bikes." -Noah Hathaway
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"Don't tell my mom I'm smoking."
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I wonder if these kids get wierded out that an adult man is in this place taking pictures of them? They didn't seem to care at all.
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"Art ought never to be considered except in its relations with its ideal beauty." -Alfred de Vigny

Blog Note: I'm going out of town for two weeks to Barcelona, Scotland, and London. I may be spotty at the updates, but will have plenty of new photos when I come back.
Posted March 29th, 2012 by I have not walked through in a while.
I remember the punks living in the tarps buried in bushes. They knew my buddy Ben Norby, & did heroin with him, & then he died of a heroin over-dose.
H.B.P.D. was their band.

I actually met a new person/people every time I'd go to Hidden Valley. "Oh, you smoke pot? Wanna blaze?" And made some friends.

Is that a young Kris Kirk?

Do you two need a house-sitter?
Posted By: Jacob on March 29th, 2012 at 08:25PM PST
hey. a friend of mine is going to be in the London airport/ Spain next week. whoooooaaa. cool.

lol. yeah dude. you should let Jacob and I clean your pool. totally a good idea.

I have a like 10 porno mags my dad left when my parents split up. and some vintage porn from when my uncle died. and other vintage porn when my dad's cousin died. I feel like throwing it away is a crime. like I should ditch the mags in the woods behind the middle school or somewhere on the highschool campus or skatepark. you know. it was my first exposure to boobs. this little sticky car magazine of boobs. shit. if a kid has an itouch though. not safe from any porn. new age.

VICE SQUAD
adult man? nah. Skater. it's cool.

there's a mud bike course thing like this behind the middle school right by my house. it's pretty tight I guess. there's a bum that has had his tent there for almost two years. sucks your city tore this down. These kinda places are good for kids that don't have money to go places
Posted By: Jgonzalez on March 29th, 2012 at 09:50PM PST
http://www.thrashermagazine.com/imagesV2/Burnout/2012/burnout_nightmoves/DSC_8487.jpg

Whoa!
Posted By: Jgonzalez on March 29th, 2012 at 09:50PM PST
I didn't make any flip tricks sadly. But the new Thrasher has an Eswic Article in it. I did 180 that bitch. old guy style.
Posted By: ed on March 30th, 2012 at 12:15AM PST
Hey Jgonz what up? Have you listened to Dirty Beaches ep? It's a good one under all the hiss.
Ed you still have all the skills. They're just in slow motion.
Posted By: Eggs McManus on March 30th, 2012 at 07:01AM PST
You can really tell how proud our old guy here is
by calling that thing "bitch".Ha!

Let me tell you another proud oldie story.
I went skating on wednesday.Yep.First time in two years.
Unfortunatly my shin crossed his way with a crazy ass
move called "no comply".
Made me sit in the corner for the next half hour, asking myself
if it ever felt that bad.
I totally lost it.If I ever had it....

Jgonz, sad but funny everything your family handed on was porn.
What does that say?

How´s life everyone?

I´d like to see some sweaty poolboys pics please.
Posted By: S on March 30th, 2012 at 07:54AM PST
Bon Voyage!
Posted By: S on March 30th, 2012 at 08:59AM PST
Just youtubed Dirty Beaches
http://youtu.be/DzPxmBEDa5I
pretty cool stuff.

That spot looks crazy.
highfive to the overlord.
Style wise,nobody can touch Ed's shit.

I come from a line of perverts.
ha. did you scream like Elissa steamer?jk
Posted By: Jgonzalez on March 30th, 2012 at 09:35AM PST
JGonz, I saw Donovan at a park called Chino Skatepark, where a lot of homies like to go because it's huge & fun, & he was fucking ripping. He hauls ass. Then I thought "Leo goes faster than this guy, & this guy's hauling..."

I'm glad you skated that obstacle, Ed.
It's a big one.
Posted By: Jacob on March 30th, 2012 at 11:52AM PST
@Jgonz
More like Dyrdek´s receptionist.
Posted By: S on March 30th, 2012 at 02:34PM PST
Ed, that kickflip over the bike rack photo is epic!
Posted By: Jacob on March 30th, 2012 at 06:46PM PST
Ha. Donovan the rockabilly grease alien am?
gah. So much actual skate talk going on here! I need to get in da park. but it's raining non stop here. boo hoo hoo.

S. I hate myself for knowing who that is. ha. time to kill myself. I'm gonna drive to Josiah's work so he can make me into pink slime.
Posted By: Jgonzalez on March 30th, 2012 at 08:51PM PST
hahaha Pink Slime is no joke. We lost all our customers except United super markets which carry's the logo Genuine Texas Beef. Don't eat ground beef, unless you wanna die young. I say that cause I see the stuff almost everyday.

Ed is a ripper. That Donovan dude is insane!

I'm gonna Google Dirty Beaches.

I'm gonna skate Sat and Sunday!


Happy Travels Ed!
Posted By: Josiah on March 30th, 2012 at 09:19PM PST
I hope all you gentleman have a good weekend!
Posted By: Josiah on March 30th, 2012 at 09:20PM PST
Wow. so people can just go into a store and straight up buy Pink Slime? cool.

Hamburger helper. 99cents. Kool aid plus sugar. 20 cents. white bread $1.19. Candy bar you stole for dessert. you shouldn't say grace before dinner if that is your meal. Today's meal provided by Satan. carbohydrate overload.

what are other ghetto foods?
Ramen cup - .34 cents
32 cent generic brand Macaroni and Cheese flavor
Posted By: Jgonzalez on March 30th, 2012 at 10:29PM PST
@jgonz It´s okay. Guess we all consume trash once in a while.
Keeps me balanced.
Posted By: S on March 31st, 2012 at 02:04AM PST
I just googled some of the products.
Wow.Hamburger helper looks disgusting.
Posted By: S on March 31st, 2012 at 02:06AM PST
We do have disgusting shit too.
Like this shit:

http://www.merkur-online.de/bilder/2012/01/25/1576168/265262544-wurst-baerchen-kinder.9.jpg

Ensuring the next generation will be meat eaters as well.
Posted By: S on March 31st, 2012 at 02:06AM PST
Purple drink. Sugar, Water, Purple.
Posted By: ed on March 31st, 2012 at 02:25AM PST
Wow. Teddy bear shaped lunch meat?
It's pretty depressing to see any meat product marketed toward children.
I like how that bear meat has little Aryan children playing on the packaging.

I used to love purple kool aid. and blue. and for a while they had Ice Blue. that was good. but then I started to read about carbs and stuff in middle school.

We have a Skate Mental fan here.
Kool aid. white bread PBJ. Jelly that's main ingredient is corn syrup.I don't know how kids still had energy to run around and shit. or maybe they don't need to these days with their Eye Paaads (shakes grandpa fist)jk.
Posted By: Jgonzalez on March 31st, 2012 at 09:58AM PST
haha yea it doesn't have literal slime in it, thats just the name the media dubbed it, but yea I think they were saying Wal-Mart is gonna give you the choice to eat your ground beef with it or not.

Spam is pretty cheap. Vianna sausages.

http://media.tcpalm.com/media/img/photos/2008/11/10/Vienna_sausage_tasty_t607.jpeg
Posted By: Josiah on March 31st, 2012 at 12:17PM PST
Here's a Article about pink slime and my work.

http://www.startribune.com/business/143912066.html

Good news I'll be quitting my job in a month, I've saved quite a bit to move out!

Have you guys seen the way weenies are made?? It's gross.

HAha Hamburger Helper used to be my favorite. Not proud to say that.

I just got a Toy tat, I'll show you guys later. I want to break it to the world gently.
Posted By: Josiah on March 31st, 2012 at 12:22PM PST
What the hell is that S, you guys eat teddy bears??lol
Posted By: Josiah on March 31st, 2012 at 12:23PM PST
What the fuck is drink man?I want juice!
Posted By: S on March 31st, 2012 at 02:22PM PST
I want dat drank. Dat purple stuff
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Posted By: Jim Kelly Jersey on April 6th, 2012 at 01:10AM PST
is this the place you went to in beautiful loosers? and do you still know Harmony Korine? I'm obsessed with his movies right now.
Posted By: emilie on April 17th, 2012 at 11:49PM PST
Hello. And Bye.
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