Do you cry at weddings? My girlfriend has been talking about getting married lately. I've already been married once, to my high school sweetheart. six months later we split and got a divorce. Our wedding was so cheap, my ring turned my finger green. We got married at the Holiday Inn. It was horrible. My new girlfriend is way better though, I'd marry her.

Tree shadow is my favorite. I love shadow shots. Grant took one of a group shadow against a wall, & I love it.

Josiah, how old are you?
I've been engaged, & it was fun, but there are way more things to do & see I feel. I need to do "me" for a while before I can do "we". It's when they start talking about babies... How can something sound so beautiful & awful at the same time? Trips me out.

Alex Olsen rackin' the hot babes.
I just had a wonderful week with a model.
She's Romanian, with unshaven legs & armpits, which I find pretty bold & sexy. We spent a week in her van, exploring around, drinking bottles & bottles two buck Chuck, having spectacular sex all night, smoking tons of pot, looking for trouble, having heart-felts... Moral of this story, models like musky skateboarders. Stop wearing deodorant & grow some facial hair!

Terry's awesome & all, but man, is he one lucky son of a bitch with a good camera...

Ed, I'm (hopefully) having a solo show at a coffee shop called Coffee Collaborative in Isla Vista, CA, coming up soon. Any pointers you could possibly spare? I'm kinda scared...

Thank you.

2 and a half hour ride. lol.

Alex Perelson. damn. He looks like your child in that video. dorkin around in the van. strangling him with your templeton 2's or w/e. It's like Olson grows that Conan beard to make himself less attractive to be like everybody else. Chanel bag. He's got the Nike money for it now.

Terry. The king of Tumblr.
seems like he blew up recently. what has he been doing this whole time?
I saw on his wikipedia article about making girls touch his penis. ha.

UCK
ME
Kermit.

is it just the health food stores where i live. or do people seriously go shopping around wearing rolled the fuck up Carhartts and overalls? I had this dude come in with a north face jacket, hair and beard white like Einstein. and some like burkentsotcks or whatever. and he threw a fit that the annie's lasagna wasn't 1.99 and it was 3.29. he said we were making up prices when in fact the new freezer dude fucked up by not labeling it. anway. I feel like hippies, despite the image of being "super chill" get mad like everyone else. plus this dude that raged at me for getting something wrong about Dolmas. god. damn.

The Peggy Honeywell? cool.

Is "The future is ready to be screwed by all of us." referring to global warming? I'm taking this meteorology class and my teacher is getting us all involved in understanding how thoroughly fucked we are.

Congratulations on the show Jacob.

JGonz just challenged Ed The Templeton to go to the art show. We all saw it.

Did anyone see Loiter Squad? Pretty funny, and not completely horrible.

I laughed at that supermarket story. Supermarkets and gas stations are places everyone has to go to....you see all the weirds and all the normals and semi-normals. So with seeing everyone comes seeing all the various moods they're in. It sucks sometimes haha.

Also, Jacob...I don't believe that story with the model and exploring for a week. Girls aren't fun. If they were, why are there misogynists ?

LolololololoL

Hm. I saw part of the end of Loiter Squad. I thought it was meh. I think I need to re watch it since I started near the end and didn't have the audio on. Only caught like 3 minutes.

Josiah is going to hell now. For breaking holy matrimony. Since slaughtering aminals and mutilating their corpse is ok. Says the bible. Don't argue it, jeHOMO's witness. Protestent turds. Jk.

Jacob's story totally convinces anybody about to get married. To not. Hairy Romanian girl that's DTF in your mini van instead of backpacks and Capri suns. Dude. Idk. They both sound dope. Live your life. Since it never matters.

Someone send a link or Info to Jacob's show, how did I miss it? Resend it and I'll link it up!

Coffee collaborative is the venue for jakers' show.
I just asked him on FB. I wanna see some bloggage action of his work.

Josiah needs an art show of his meat pics. bring art to tejas. but for real. those cell phone carnage pics are gnar. people need to see where their food comes from.
S,lolz. yep. I don't want marriage or kids. it's the woman that always trick you into it. and don't committed couples last longer than married ones or something? like marriage is something that sets up expectations in everybody's head. more pressure

I learned the word FUPA a couple of weeks ago.
FAT
UPPER
PUBIC
AREA

STINKY ITCHY HAIRY FUPA
SWEATY FUPA
Aprons and FUPAs

I can't wait for Jacob's show! If I ever made a art show in Texas about beef I would be hanged. I'd probably be on the news though, I'd be sure to wear a Toy shirt too!

So, the show has no date as of yet.
All that came out of the owner's mouth after I asked him if I could put a piece up on the wall was "well, we could just have an exhibition instead..." I was in awe.

I'll keep you guys posted, because even I don't know when it will be. Most of it will be new work.

And Mike, it did happen, man. The gorgeous ones that are awesome tend to be dangerous territory. It was kinda too good to be true, but damn was it true & good for a solid week. Can't complain. & I haven't dated any models, just slept with them. Rule of thumb, don't date models. There are way better women out there that don't need a gorgeous face. Find a girl that smiles with her eyes, then you know you have a gem.

Eww. Gross. I'm thinking about those photo shops where they put mouths where their eyes are.

I don't have a tumblr. but I think maybe I should start one. Need a good name though. Should I even get one?

JCobz- I believe you, its just....it sounded too good to be true haha.

I like how Ed got all lovey dovey and JGonz got grossed out. I've seen those pictures though. They make me laugh. Am I fucked up? haha

Good on you Jacob! Good luck with the show.
Congrats to Aaron and Lucy! Great things ahead.
I never thought I'd find the one but I did. I let life bring her to me. And then I found my best friend. Better than I thought could ever happen in a lifetime.
When it's right, it's right. And when it's right it's easy because you never have to hide anything or ever not be yourself. You take the ride of life together.
Mushy mush mush to all of you.

I'm gonna marry Stacy.

http://stacymichelson.tumblr.com/

Looking at that video makes me want to get marrried.

Finally, some wedding photos!