"Lemme read your palm, it says that you should lose your virginity soon."
"There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep." -Ralph Waldo Emerson
"Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man - there's your diamond in the rough." -Larry David
One of my early photos was of this guy preaching downtown. Fast forward 20+ years, he's still here.
I need to get my grandma one of these hi-tech walkers.
You don't normally see a passed out guy on the pier...
"A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle." -Gloria Steinem
"Jesus was all right, but his disciples were thick and ordinary. It's them twisting it that ruins it for me." -John Lennon
Posted February 8th, 2012 by The singer who is terrible at singing, please.