It's the cancer I'm after really, not the taste.
People smoking are easy targets.
"Men will pay large sums to whores for telling them they are not bores." -W. H. Auden
Barcelona fans taking over Piccadilly Circus
"Even crushed against his brother in the Tube the average Englishman pretends desperately that he is alone." -Germaine Greer
"Quoting, like smoking, is a dirty habit to which I am devoted." -Carolyn Heilbrun