Adventures in Copenhagen

Some images captured via pocket digi-cam expressly for by beloved web log viewers.
Flying into Europe is a long day and by the time we are ready to get on our plane to Denmark from London, we are dead.
The Nils Staerk Gallery. If you are in Copenhagen anytime from now until June 23rd, stop by and see the show!
Old Carlsburg Brewery. Shameal-Shamazzle.
For the skaters.
I love that in Europe they don't worry about lawsuit enticing playground equipment.
Carlsberg used to use the swastika was a symbol before Hitler ruined it. In the buildup and aftermath of the war of course, they stopped using it.
The brewery is covered in Swastikas...
Deanna is wondering, what's up with these? Then we did some research.
Dancing kids...
I told Deanna not to talk with Goths.
Building new stuff...
Posted May 10th, 2011 by Angela Merkel used to fantasize about Margaret Thatcher
Now even our chancellor gets involved in your dirrrty fanatsies?
Shame on you;

Have to sleep now but I´m excited for the upcoming Europe tour posts...
Posted By: S on May 10th, 2011 at 03:33PM PST
Have a great time in europe, post if you are coming north to norway. I give one hell of a tour!
Posted By: Emilie on May 10th, 2011 at 04:33PM PST
you two are too cute!!!
Posted By: s. melissa on May 10th, 2011 at 05:04PM PST
Yeah,S,haven't you downloaded the Monster Energy Hipstamatic lense? get widdit brudda.

The first photo is missing two things. Ed isn't chucking the deuce. And he doesn't have a flat billed hat to the side. Like Kalis. Throw a vegan du-rag on that dome.

Damn,that little skate spot. you can like polejam onto it or something. K grind pop over. gimme 90 tries.

Those three bumps. some Janoski shit. imagine what Westgate could do there. Why even try? it'll just go on the internet.

"I love that in Europe they don't worry about lawsuit enticing playground equipment."
American playground are getting less and less fun. maybe tell wepubwicans that the child has a choice of using certain equipment at a park. Pay your own insurance,fuckface. what am I talking about. there's this park by me that has this like bouncy rubber floor. it's pretty weak. weak ass jungle gym too, bunch of plastic bullshit.

carl JACOBsen.
were u at,jacob

Nazi elephant army.
This history lesson provided by Bank of America.
Reach for Lay's potato chips when you watch Osama die.

Talking to Goths,he's in parties. It's in the can.
That would be a cool piece to have in your home. it's like a friend that never leaves or annoys you.
Put a dildo on it and ready to fuck. or pocket pussy mouth.

Motorcycle, Skeleton.
Heath kirchART

Deanna has Vegan moccasins? cool. Moccasins have been on the rise lately.

Did you skate the skatepark? Or did you just lurk on the locals?

I love that FUCK tag,roller,thing.

New skate stuff? cool. Dang,that guy has a Lowcard hat all the way out there? Seems like these "'Crete" types of skatingboarders dress similarly around the world. then again I'm sure we're guilty of Flannels,beanies,rolled up jeans here too. sooooo

So,you gonna wife swap with Grant?
And I don't mean like that reality tv show.
jk. I'm just lonely and wish I had friends.

Fantasize about Margaret's Thatch.
Penis in the guillotine.
Posted By: Jgonzalez on May 10th, 2011 at 09:40PM PST
Playground Equipment

I´ve heard all sorts of crazy lawsuit stories from the states,
like the one with the cat in the microwave and the guy with
the RV and the cruise control that left the driver seat ...
That´s sounds crazy to us...

But I totally agree that there´s some crazy shit at playgrounds
but also at skateparks, that makes you wonder who invented this, someone who hates children? And why is it in such a desolate state?

Usualy there´s just a sign that says „Use at your own risk“ or
„Parents will be held liable for their children“ and some other
random rules, what they think is needed to be regulated.
With that said I guess they´re out of any liability even if the
equipment they put up was fucked up or their hasn´t been any maintenance.

I guess you have to be relaxed with stuff like that when you skate
travel the globe and obviuosly you are.

But honestly, I´ve been to a hospital in Jakarta and one in Prague and Prague was worse.Still beeing in Europe I expected some more equal standards in quality but it was kinda scarry.
Like house on haunted hill, or some other creepy mansion.I thought
they we´re all actors.No englisch speaking staff, nothing, and sorry,
but do you speak czech anatomy?

Sweet to see this europe touring from multiple perspectives, Grant, Ashley, Deanna...

What´s up with these elephants ? Does he had brain surgery?

Fuck Christ? Maybe there´s more round the corner like,
Fuck Christ..ian Bale?

Ashley swinging on a tooth pick.

That biker, jesus, has boots with diamond soles?
Who wouldn´t want to walk in his shoes.


That goth looks like me after finishing my comment.

Danger.I´ve seen this guy in the Transworld Video nailing his face
into the ground.I used to show that clip to some younger skateboarding kids in my family when they started just to scare the hell out of em.
Funny stuff.So he´s building parks, aha, aha.

Travelling IS exhausting.And I hate the air conditioning in planes,
always catch a cold.Maybe business class doesn´t has that problem;
Yeah, I´m a puss.
Posted By: S on May 11th, 2011 at 03:13AM PST
is that the app that adds these cool M´s on to your lens like a reflection?Yeah, I got that. I use that when I go to raves and dance my legs down to
the knees.Also got the one with the golden arches.
Posted By: S on May 11th, 2011 at 03:20AM PST
Still searching for the heartagram eye lens
Posted By: S on May 11th, 2011 at 03:22AM PST
Awesome post.
Will you guys be a half gallery the night of the 23rd for the opening?
Posted By: Eggs McManus on May 11th, 2011 at 08:08AM PST
Sick M logo, Green filter, and radical paint splatters enhance your photos.
Posted By: Jgonzalez on May 11th, 2011 at 09:58AM PST
Story time.

Last week my coworker dropped some eggs on the ground and had to clean them up.
He had a small bucket full of crushed egg shells. He said
"I had an Egg-cident"

Then later I told him while he was still cleaning up
"Eggcelent job cleaning up"

Then he said
"You crack,me up"

then I said
"Quit yokin' around"

Posted By: Jgonzalez on May 11th, 2011 at 10:02AM PST
Baby gurl,
kiss my kock tip
Posted By: Jgonzalez on May 11th, 2011 at 10:05AM PST
Jgonz, that story time ruled.

I'm taking a break from designing the new Orange Drink album cover to post on this website. Thanks for posting the pictures Ed. The playground spring board looks super fun.
Posted By: Hemlock Drew on May 11th, 2011 at 12:18PM PST
That IS funny.
We got shit like that too, but´s impossible to translate.
Posted By: S on May 11th, 2011 at 01:11PM PST
Next stop: Auschwitz.
Posted By: heinrich himmler on May 11th, 2011 at 01:29PM PST
Poll - Nah, Amsterdam.
Posted By: Klaus Radke on May 11th, 2011 at 03:14PM PST
Keep in touch, friend, mostly happy but sad you leaving.
Posted By: heinrich himmler on May 11th, 2011 at 03:15PM PST
bad ass post!
Posted By: josiah banged Elissa Steamer on May 11th, 2011 at 10:26PM PST
I never thought I liked egg jokes.
But now I know that I do.
Posted By: Eggs McManus on May 12th, 2011 at 11:00AM PST
Ed, there has been this royal wedding and you know europeans love that shit, I would really love to see some wedding photos of yours;)
Think you can make that happen? (Me, goofy grinning)
Posted By: S on May 12th, 2011 at 12:16PM PST
Ashley, I am here. You can work with me. Get that job fuckin bollocks!
Posted By: tony trujillo on May 12th, 2011 at 01:33PM PST
Blowing it super hard.
Posted By: Mike on May 17th, 2011 at 02:58PM PST
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