Budapest, Hungary - part 10

More from our day of touristic walking.
There was a mass in progress in a church we ducked into. This church is on the banks of the Danube, and has been flooded many times.
It was well into January, but the Christmas trees and lights were still up in many of the churches.
The sights and smells of Christmas are beautiful in these old churches.
Three levels of lameness.
Budapests' answer to the Pont des Arts in Paris.
Just for Jgonz, a pervy statue.
David Blaine Kevin works his magic.
"I'm turtle-heading!"
A face by any other... just a face.
An awkward moment.
Preparing the wall text.
My good friend (Skater, Doctor, and Professor!) Hans-Peter from Vienna, Austria braved the two hour train to Budapest to see the show! This guy is amazing. And the only skater who is also a tenured professor!
Kevin finally found something to stick in his ass.
"Smell my finger."

"Pull my finger."
There is a new conservative government in Budapest, so I am told.
Slinky Links:
Current exhibitions:
In Budapest, Hungary: The Cemetery of Reason at the Ernst Muzeum, Jan. 21st, 2011
In Los Angeles: Freeflow at Roberts & Tilton, Jan 8 - Feb 19, 2011
Upcoming exhibitions:
In Los Angeles, "Art in the Streets" at the MOCA Geffen Contemporary, April 17th, 2011
In Austin, Texas(with Deanna!): 'Yet to be named' at
Domy Gallery, March 12, 2011 (during SXSW)
In Copenhagen, Denmark: 'My Soul is Worried but not Me' at
Nils Steark Gallery
, May 6th, 2011
6 Video Interviews From Italy
The Seconds Pass book --- Yeah.
Buy the
Cemetery of Reason book, with a sneak peek
Buy the Drinking the Kool-Aid book
New Drinking the Kool Aid
Review at Photo-Eye Blog
And a new
review of the Seconds Pass book too
Deanna's Blog
Dennis McGrath's Blog
Tiny Vices Portfolio
Ed and Deanna's Food Blog
Ashley B's blog Milk Teeths
Toy Machine Sock-Team
Grant Hatfield's Blog
American Suburb X
Alleged Press
Hamburger Eyes --- New Dennis Zine!
New Book with photos from Russia,
Litmus Test
VIDEO: Golden Age of Neglect - 1999
Posted February 7th, 2011 by The aged and the grey, who yearn for some sort of peace
What does Professor Hans-Peter teach? I almost have a master's degree. halfway there. and in the university, when I tell people I skate, many people think its weird. They ask me if I skate that park "with all the little kids."
Posted By: vinny on February 8th, 2011 at 06:37AM PST
...needless to say, i'm not scoring points with the ladies because of it.
Posted By: vinny on February 8th, 2011 at 06:38AM PST
Parental Advisory for your Exhibition?
You're not a graffiti artist, you're a gangsta artist

I mostly introduce myself as a Tennispro.
Posted By: S Van on February 8th, 2011 at 09:18AM PST
At least that sign says Not SUGGESTED for under 18.Not like you can't get in like a movie theater or something.

Atheist that loves churches,or at least really appreciates architecture. You know, shit Atheists love like math.

Wedding,Tag,and self portrait? I'm not sure about lame,but all vain.

Mmmm,bewbie statue. I would have done a fat booty, you know. A tribute to Selena's fat booty.
For all you non-latinos:

Or maybe a tribute to Diana Reyes' ass:
Ignore the fat dude

Those little rails in the background look like a potential skate spot. You know, meet up by the boobs.

How do you die from a little blade on a rooster? You'd think you'd bring a hammer to one of those games in case you need to do the job yourself.

Padlock idea is really cute,but then you're gonna have to go back to Paris when you break up and unlock it. Then listen to the smiths on the plane ride and just cry the whole way. let your tears flow into the shitty microwave food.

Criss Angle is a bigger douchebag

Gate face looks like something from that Beatles movie, the cartoon one.

The artist of the statue was totally going for "Smell my finger"

Wow. Mike has a lot of TV paraphernalia

"therefore visiting the exhibition is not suggested under the age of 18!...if you're a nerd"
Posted By: Jgonzalez on February 8th, 2011 at 11:17AM PST
Never saw the back cover
Posted By: Jgonzalez on February 8th, 2011 at 11:31AM PST
Argh! It's like that link that led me to 2girls one cup.
Sometimes I should consider the title of your blog jgonz...
What I really wanted to ask is: Ed, could this also happen to your exhibition in one of the more conservative states of the US? Or did people complain about your "dirty pictures" before?
I can't point my finger at Hungary, Austria had a very questionable rigth wing government for 8 years, have people learned from it? NO.
Posted By: ex royal on February 8th, 2011 at 01:35PM PST
I just showed my friend the 2 girls 1 cup and he puked! My girlfriend wasnt real pysched either. Toy Machine team in Hungary! Thatd be sick, like the Russia trip
Posted By: Young Wizard on February 8th, 2011 at 02:19PM PST
Comment lost in yesterday's post
I'm fine with killing Jews but he blew up a castle, THAT DICK! But seriously that was a joke.

I have to do history project on a renaissance artist for history, Peter Paul Rubens. And a photoshop project featuring a piece of art. I'll be ruining some of your art, ed. I just need to find a picture with no penis, shouldn't be hard. Get it, no penis, shouldn't be hard. I'm so funny, jk, I'm stupid.

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I'm learning about architecture in school, it's pretty cool. And about the guys that paint the ceiling of the churches. Painting a ceiling must be hard. Having paint drip on your face and some serious back pain. I hate not commenting a lot. Has anyone heard from Jacob.
Posted By: john on February 8th, 2011 at 03:03PM PST
I'm drooling
Instax 210
Posted By: Jgonzalez on February 8th, 2011 at 03:30PM PST
Young Wizard needs to find new friends.

I guess American architecture is like plastic with a wooden frame. Whatevs.
I guess Jacob doesn't have a job and he wants to go backpacking over the summer. Message his nutz on Facebook.
Posted By: Jgonzalez on February 8th, 2011 at 03:44PM PST
First plastic house:

Jacob´s howling on the road.

Instant is the next step in evolution,
Instant was the digital photography of the 60´s & 70´s.
People´s impatience you know.
Posted By: S van on February 9th, 2011 at 04:14AM PST
I was thinking about instant photography and we're kinda in an instant age. You know, nobody likes to go get their photos printed or print them. So instant photography is pretty cool like that. Polaroid is blowing it. Fuji and Impodsible are killin it.
Posted By: Jgonzalez on February 9th, 2011 at 07:39AM PST
Posted that from the bus. Hell yeah, the future.
Posted By: Jgonzalez on February 9th, 2011 at 07:40AM PST
That IS the future JGonz.
Back then people were superlame and used to do homework on the bus;)

Well, sometimes the result of a developed digital picture is as disappointing as an instant is surprising in his result.
These LCD´s and previews are foolin.

Is Bruce Springsteen good or evil?
Posted By: S van on February 9th, 2011 at 09:16AM PST
Jason Lee's got bank

Shit. For 25000, I'd say fuck it. Or whoever stole it can buy a new badass car. Hybrid,bee-otch.
Posted By: Jgonzalez on February 9th, 2011 at 11:15AM PST
Homework on the bus?
Now I technologically isolate myself.

Bet I'm gonna catch some dude watching porn, getting a fat boner at 40 mph and you can't do shit about it.Probably will end up being me.
Posted By: Jgonzalez on February 9th, 2011 at 11:16AM PST
This post was awesome. I enjoyed the perv statue, and now I want the instax 210 haha
Posted By: Mike on February 9th, 2011 at 09:32PM PST
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