"Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint." –Mark Twain
"Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them." – Steve Martin
"A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle." – Gloria Steinem
"The United States has it's own propaganda, but it's very effective because people don't realize that it's propaganda. And it's subtle, but it's actually a much stronger propaganda machine than the Nazis had but it's funded in a different way." –Crispin Glover
"I'm interested in the fact that the less secure a man is, the more likely he is to have extreme prejudice." – Clint Eastwood
"Whenever I run into prejudice. I smile and feel sorry for them, and I say to myself, There's one more argument for birth control." – Freddy Fender
"Isn't it sad to go to your grave without ever wondering why you were born? Who, with such a thought, would not spring from bed, eager to resume discovering the world and rejoicing to be part of it?" – Richard Dawkins
"Adopt the pace of nature: her secret is patience." – Ralph Waldo Emerson