Valentine's Day - Dildo's and Sex

For the horny young men (and especially women) who are regulars...
"Friendship is love minus sex and plus reason. Love is friendship plus sex and minus reason." –Mason Cooley
The word "dildo" is possibly a corruption of Italian "diletto" (for "delight"). The word may derive from the words "Dil Doul", literally meaning an erect penis. The phrase is used in an old song named "The Maids Complain for want of a Dil Doul".
A double-bed and a stalwart lover, for sure, these are the riches of the poor.
Some larger dildos are intended for visual appeal only and should not be used for penetration. Dildos can transmit disease between users in the same way as other forms of sexual contact, and should not be shared among users where this is a concern. This is particularly true for dildos made of porous or micro-porous materials, such as most soft synthetics. On the other hand, smooth stainless steel or Pyrex dildos are easier to clean, non-porous, and can be more easily sanitized, either chemically or by boiling.
"Sex is as important as eating or drinking and we ought to allow the one appetite to be satisfied with as little restraint or false modesty as the other." –Marquis de Sade
"Lust is to the other passions what the nervous fluid is to life; it supports them all, lends strength to them all ambition, cruelty, avarice, revenge, are all founded on lust." –Marquis de Sade

Los Angeles, soon.

Deanna's photo web-log...

Upcoming events to be at.
Posted February 14th, 2010 by whoa
what a life you lead, ed

"i said no!"
Posted By: crayons on February 14th, 2010 at 12:24PM PST
The Mason Cooley quote is so true, especially for us teenage boys.
Posted By: The Odd-On Looker on February 14th, 2010 at 12:29PM PST
Fuck yeah I'm a horn dog..
Gotta be at 18.

An artist, a photgrapher, a skateboarder, an entrepreneur, & a dildo expert?
Posted By: Jacob on February 14th, 2010 at 12:36PM PST
Is that little tidbit of info from Wikipedia?
I want the one I can't have,and it's driving me all over maaayeayead.
Aren't all Holidays made up pretty much?
I usually jizz on some toilet paper,then throw it in the bowl. It's easier cause the angle i'm at doesn't allow me to go into the toilet bowl. use the Pythagorean theorem. A, being how far back I'm on the toilet seat. B being how low I'm in the seat. and C being my dick.

I want to kick that one dude in the Balls. Where can I get some silicone like that? looks like it would work wonders injecting it into boobs.

So far today I've masturbated again. Ate some candy and felt fucking fat from the sugar. And switched my Indy's with my Krux on my Toy board while watching Surf's Up on Cartoon Network. Just called my honey too.

Whoever in the last photo looks like the have a rat-tail mullet.
Posted By: ♥Jgonzalez♥ on February 14th, 2010 at 02:06PM PST
Hey, what about the horny young ladies. We're the one's that really like dildo's anyway.
Posted By: GIRL afraid on February 14th, 2010 at 03:28PM PST
Thanks Ed!
Posted By: GIRL afraid on February 14th, 2010 at 03:40PM PST
Thank you Ed for this great blog post.
Posted By: Lurking Octopus on February 14th, 2010 at 05:59PM PST
Does Morrissey's pompadour move back and forth while he's having sex?
Posted By: Jgonzalez on February 14th, 2010 at 10:06PM PST
thats a trick question; morrissey does not have sex
Posted By: crayons on February 15th, 2010 at 12:05AM PST
he's totally stil a virgin.
Had anyone seen that shit where he gets hit by a bottle? He was probably like "sigh... I wish people weren't,like,so ignorant and would recycle,man."
Posted By: Jgonzalez on February 15th, 2010 at 02:33AM PST
Those aren't Toy socks..

What is everyone's favorite song/album/artist as of late?
Posted By: Jacob on February 15th, 2010 at 10:08AM PST
Yea, i saw that Jgonz. Someone also told him to f-off too and he called him out and had him escorted out. I saw him in Chicago last year, it was amazing.
He says he isn't a virgin no more. From what it looks, I think he and Kristeen Young had a thing going on... she also makes pretty good music.
Posted By: The Odd-On Looker on February 15th, 2010 at 10:40AM PST
Ed! your site is dope! im ins chool and i go to scroll down and a big red dildo pops up!and my teacher saw it! gnarly. you give me goo laughs.
Posted By: kollin harris on February 15th, 2010 at 12:39PM PST
Yea, this post was a little on the creep side, but thats ok

As of right now i only listen to spanish music, (most english radio stations suck right now)
Posted By: benzan on February 15th, 2010 at 01:12PM PST
Julieta Venegas is muy bien.:)
Posted By: GIRL afraid on February 15th, 2010 at 01:23PM PST
sex is not as important as eating or drinking. i ve gone without sex for 3 years thats why im better than everyone here on earth. i a m the second coming of jesus , i have no job, live with my mother , masturbate constantly, lift weights, do pull ups and read all day.
Posted By: octavian on February 15th, 2010 at 01:26PM PST
i have morrissey's virginity.

Jgonz, why wank when you got your lady? c'mon! VALENTINES DAY!duh. silly goose.

i worked on valentines, skated at night, and we went to a buddy's place to "celebrate" our friendship (because in mex it isnt ALL about sex, love, morrissey and dildoes FYI), then i gave an erotic massage to this girl in my car.

benzan, if you're into spanish music go for eskorbuto, caifanes, todos tus muertos, manu chao... julieta venegas sold out and is a ho.
yep yep.
Posted By: fresh from mex on February 15th, 2010 at 03:20PM PST
I like Julieta Venegas,... i agree a bit with you. As long as i get to see her play some old stuff soon. After 'Si' she kinda lost it, we'll see after her new album.
Posted By: The Odd-On Looker on February 16th, 2010 at 01:32PM PST
ximena sariñana!
Posted By: cristina on February 16th, 2010 at 05:52PM PST
Hell yea!

Ximena Sarinana!

(How come I never meet girls like these in real life?!)

Check out projects with Ximena and Omar Rodriguez-Lopez (ex: Xenophanes, La Ciencia De Los Inutiles, Solar Gambling, etc...).
Posted By: The Odd-On Looker on February 16th, 2010 at 08:32PM PST
Ed, I remember the inspiration for that Deanna and TV photo. Ariel Books Sydney circa 2006.
Posted By: garry on February 18th, 2010 at 04:33AM PST
aaaaaa the odd-on looker knows wassup!
Posted By: cristina on February 18th, 2010 at 01:27PM PST
Why did u put that silicone penis video thing up?
im scared
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