Ptah Kitty causes chaos at game night!

We had some people over for Game-Night...
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Apparently, while nobody was looking, Ptah slipped out to the garage to lay kitty cable. Well, sometimes a long hair gets tangled up in their poo, so when the poop squirts out some of the hair is stuck inside that puckered starfish, or kitty bung-hole if you will. When the cat walks away and realizes a turd is attached to his butt and following him, he tears off, flinging it all over the place. So when Ptah came running in looking scared as hell, we knew something was up. Deanna picked him up and instantly got wet cat crap all over her arm. Bumming. She asked Melissa to get her some soap from the bathroom. So Sweet Melissa went to get the soap and as she walked near the coffee table, her foot abnormally slipped out from under her, toppling her onto her side. It turns out she had stepped right on the moist turd waiting there like a land mine. (With her socks on which had a hole in them no less!) Stacy just left her lying there, helpless. I was called down from upstairs to wash her heel and throw her socks away.
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Deanna washed the doo-doo from Ptah's hindquarters, and from her arm, then cleaned the floor. That dookie was pretty stinky, and the culprit, Ptah, had no idea what was happening.
Posted February 10th, 2008 by Burger, fries, and a poop, don't bother me, I'm...
well that was a good read
Posted By: yo mama on February 10th, 2008 at 08:57AM PST
ed, that shit doesn't even look real.
come on, now. don't bullshit us.
Posted By: rosetta e. stone on February 10th, 2008 at 02:33PM PST
I neglected to take photos of the actual poo and Melissa's fall when it happened, because it was chaos and I was busy cleaning poop and people's heels. So I made this 'Dramatic Re-creation' to illustrate the story. I had to photoshop in some crap so you can see how it happened. I looked just like this, except the crap was smaller...
Posted By: ed on February 10th, 2008 at 02:57PM PST
dont underestimate cats! they know what they are doin.
Posted By: bored at work on February 10th, 2008 at 04:54PM PST
what the deal?
why did you get rid of my qwestions?
i know the spelling was bad but still.
censership realy? ed i thoght more of you?
Posted By: loser on February 10th, 2008 at 05:43PM PST
So this is what you do in your spare time?.ed,you're becoming an old man. And this compared to Billy's a day in the life,Billy is living it up. I think a drawing of the feces and a scent description could make this update more intense
Posted By: Jgonzalez on February 10th, 2008 at 06:44PM PST
YES!
also did you know that cats are not mentioned in the Bible
Posted By: Corn the long way on February 10th, 2008 at 06:46PM PST
Is Ptah on a raw food diet by any chance?
Posted By: Phil on February 10th, 2008 at 07:25PM PST
There is a Girl/Choco Tour DVD stuck in between that furniture and the molding behind Deanna.
Posted By: royce on February 10th, 2008 at 09:44PM PST
check the second "cleaning" photo for reference.
Posted By: royce on February 10th, 2008 at 09:46PM PST
my kitty just made babies.
Posted By: guy in the same rvca sweater as on February 11th, 2008 at 05:23PM PST
Ptah has been getting mad coverage lately.
Posted By: fish face on February 12th, 2008 at 12:25AM PST
hahaha CAts poo alot.
Wait so you do have a cat???
GAme night??? thats cool.
Posted By: josiah on October 14th, 2010 at 10:44PM PST
wait im an idiot these are from back in the day.
R.I.P Ptah!!!
Posted By: josiah on October 14th, 2010 at 10:46PM PST
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh nasty lookin
Posted By: angie on February 10th, 2011 at 01:20PM PST
poo u
Posted By: angie on February 10th, 2011 at 01:21PM PST
i hhave a cat it poop like 20 times a day
Posted By: angie on February 10th, 2011 at 01:23PM PST
what i said sucked
Posted By: corn the long way on February 10th, 2011 at 01:32PM PST
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