I went to the beach today...

...where they were having this Paintball tournament. They have Paintball pros, just like skating or BMX. I heard a guy talking to his friend; "I'll see you in Vegas, I'm not going to Tampa..." These guys travel around the world doing these competitions! They are part of "Teams." one of them was called "Extreme something..." and one was called "Trouble." The people who came to watch looked pretty sketchy. I know that sounds lame, but I have been to surf contests and skate contests down there, and the crowd is very different. There was even Paintball "Betty's" for lack of a better word, that were in skimpy clothes and covered in splattered greasy paint from paintballs all over their cleavage and thighs. I was wondering if this was a Paintballers' dream to have paintball splattered women hurling themselves at their feet? They would get their bodies signed by the Paintballers. There was a booth there that was called "Paintball Pin-ups" and featured posters of hot models outfitted in the most ridiculous bathing suits, and then with goggles and holding a paintball gun. One company hired a stretch limo Hummer, and they placed their logos all over it with magnets to make it look like they really owned and rolled in a yellow Hummer limo. The driver was sleeping in the front seat. I saw Pancho Moler at the "Monster extreme" drink booth. I can't really remember what the name was, but it was some kind of Extreme beverage. There was an energy drink company called "Bawls." It is like a paintball themed RedBull. They hired girls who were also scantily clad and outfitted with tattoos just above their rear ends who yelled out, "Pick up some free Bawls! Touch your Bawls right here!"
I'm just saying it was weird.

Here is a photo for you to look at. It is a detail of this wooden head I painted.
Use it to clear your memory of the above paragraph...
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Posted March 27th, 2006 by Will Farrell has hair extensions
Thats pretty funny, I used to be serious about paintball a few years ago. Never sold my stuff but I must have spent atleast $800 on equipement and around $200 on Co2 refills and balls. Stopped once I got to highschool, but there are some pretty serious people around here like the "new jersey jesters". If you ever come to Shieldskatepark (Flemmington, NJ) for any reason and you like paintball, Pat Shields (son of the owner) who works there and pretty much skates there every second plays really huge tournaments, not that anyone is gonna come and ask him about it.
Posted By: christian on March 27th, 2006 at 12:35PM PST
there is so much out there to explore. Whether it be sailing, mountain climbing, or goat breeding,expand your horizons like ed going to see the flying paint.
Posted By: b on March 27th, 2006 at 02:03PM PST
i was drivin around today and im pretty sure someone either threw or shot a paintball at my friends car. either that or we hit a paint filled bird
Posted By: D on March 27th, 2006 at 04:58PM PST
Pat Shields is a fucking faggot. I've been to that park many times (Why is the foor so damn slippery?), and I don't want to see him do his little arm scrunch every time he has to bend down to do a trick. He's not a pro. And he needs to stop faking that style of his. He belongs next door doing gymnastics, or better yet, in the middle of a field with his beloved paintball gun.
Posted By: Vlad on March 27th, 2006 at 10:56PM PST
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