"Lets go find the closest thing to a forest they have in suburbia and listen to Ulver, the beach is sucking my life force, why the fuck did we come out into the sun anyway?"
The couple that texts together stays together?
This girl is using a flat iron to straighten the feathers she is selling to girls who want a feather in their hair so bad they will pay money to get it done.
"Lets go meet Skyler at Baskin Robbins."
Eating at the intersection between the pier and loneliness.
Belting out keyboard songs for Jesus with a keyboard belt and no shirt is an effective way to attract followers to your belief system.
"I told you to stop fucking crying, you'll get a funnel cake when I say you're getting a funnel cake, so shut your binky-hole or I'll buy a funnel cake and spike it to the ground right in front of you."
This reminds me of some skater, but I can't remember who...
"The non-thinking waste of this society is my financial ladder into this society, HA!"
The surfing walk of fame provides a sufficiently industrial flat surface for the weary bones of this quadruped.
"What? Yeah, we coordinated this, so what?"
"Hey ladies, check out this Herculean display of my muscles! Wanna be 'with' me?"
Some met'lers scamming some beach tail, Godspeed young men!
Yeah, those are real tattoos.
All these were from the 4th of July, 2011.
Posted January 21st, 2012 by Beach Culture, Yoghurt Culture, Cheese Culture
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