News From May 2006
This crazy lady called Dame Pipi just lurked into the show and started shooting pictures of everyone and then handing out her website address. So I checked it out, and found this weird slide show with commentary in English.
CLICK HERE to see it. Watch out for a bit of boobie flashing at the end...
This is a photo of the back of Dame Pipi's head... She's a girl.
Posted May 31st, 2006 by Oh what fun to be Art-Damaged
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Click here to watch a web
INTERVIEW with me, although I look like a dumbass, and sound even worse!
Posted May 30th, 2006 by watch it buddy, your head won't fit in here
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This is a shot of the crowd, you could see Hugh Holland's great photos of skaters from the 1960's in the background.

This is me hanging with Hugh...

Deanna explaining the finer points of her new Zine to Mai Lucas...

Downstairs was an exhibition of these skateboards with photographs on them. My freinds Benjamin and Bertrand had photos on them among many others...

This is Anna who works at Colette, and I put her photo up here because I know how much Sarah hates having her photo taken. But I wanted to put a photo of Sarah up here and tell you all that she is the sweetest person on earth, and thank her for giving me a show at her beautiful gallery and making my stay in Paris absolutely perfect...
Benjamin, what did you think of the show?
Posted May 29th, 2006 by For the interested few...
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Among the super fancy items at the mega-IT-store Colette, it is hard to imagine so un-hip a charachter as me having a show here. Soak in the aura of shoes that cost more than most American families make in a month...

Deanna snapped this as I painted the show title onto the wall...

The finished product.

This is a shot from downstairs, and by the end of this day those mannequins will be dressed to the nine's in very nice clothing, but you can see the way the stuff is hung on the wall...

Here I am hamming it up next in my show. Just for the web!! Hi visitors to the Cul-de-sac of Lameness! Thanks for coming!

Flossing Gangster style reppin my photo collage. Yeah, I went there.
Posted May 28th, 2006 by Aggrandize to the power of uber-ID
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Hung the show at Colette today. Very nice, very quick. It opens tomorrow.
Posted May 28th, 2006 by Jean Claude Van Damme wears contacts
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Remember the Colette opening in Paris is this Monday... (scroll down)
Posted May 26th, 2006 by Conan O'Brien hates the Stray Cats
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Whoever hung it messed up pretty bad! Things that go high were low, things that go low were up high... Things were missing. I went in there totally anonomously, paid for a ticket and everything, like an inside spy...
They used the same color wall as in Milan, and this photo is blurry, so you can't really tell, but belive me...
Posted May 26th, 2006 by Charles Barkley claims he went to Berkeley
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I will be having an exhibition for the release of my book at Colette in Paris.
It will be photographs and Giclee prints related to the book "Deformer" coming out this summer.
Info:
Deformer
May 29th - July 1st
Collette
213 Rue Saint-Honore
75001 Paris
Go to
THIER WEBSITE - www.Colette.fr for more info...
Posted May 25th, 2006 by These boots are made for walking
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While we skated in thier barrio.
I walked around Paris today, ducking into as many cathedrals as possible. I love shooting photos in them. We looked at my 2nd favorite bookstore in Paris, Le Chambre Claire. Bought nothing. A splendid day. Ate dinner at "the supreme victory of the sacred heart" a very weird restaurant with poetry books laying around. They are very bad. But the food is good. Walked around Rue Saint-Honore, looking in the windows of the fancy shops, then retired for the evening. (Ate some snacks we bought earlier...)
I thought I would write something, so there you go. Useless Blog info.
Posted May 23rd, 2006 by Karl Lagerfeld licks Tom Ford's sack
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I am in Paris now, taking some days of vacation before my exhibition...
Posted May 23rd, 2006 by Edith Piaff smoked cuban cigars
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Posted May 22nd, 2006 by Urkle is grown up now and wears FUBU
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Riots get people horny?
Posted May 20th, 2006 by In the heat of the summer better call out a...
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Rumour has it that Ali Boulala got hit with a rubber bullet from the riot police...
Posted May 20th, 2006 by Soccer Hooligans went FSU on the city
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My body is getting broke. I fell on my pocket knife today, bruising the hell out of my leg. Having good times though.
Deanna is shooting tons of pictures.
Posted May 19th, 2006 by mine the litle kids for photo gold
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In case you were interested.
Posted May 16th, 2006 by from the road I plug in
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I will be having an exhibition for the release of my book at Colette in Paris.
It will be photographs and Giclee prints related to the book "Deformer" coming out this summer.
Info:
Deformer
May 29th - July 1st
Collette
213 Rue Saint-Honore
75001 Paris
Go to
THIER WEBSITE - www.Colette.fr for more info...
Posted May 10th, 2006 by des juenes putes
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These are the days of our lives.
Posted May 9th, 2006 by get crazy once in a while
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She asked politely if she could draw over my guys, and I said, "sure!" But when I drew the green guy over her "castle" she was pretty bummed.
Posted May 7th, 2006 by I'm the weird uncle
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#1. Scope my Vision "Psycho Stick" board that I got for Christmas, with mis-matched colored G&S "bam-bam" wheels, and Thunder trucks. I have been riding them my whole life.
#2. Acid dropping the ledge at HB highschool. I am pretty sure that I had a Vision Grigley shirt wrapped around my waist.
#3. Clacking an ollie down the 7 stair.
Posted May 6th, 2006 by A dreaded sunny day, so lets go...
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A photo of me from the "Play & Play" sessions...
Posted May 3rd, 2006 by David Hockney loves weiner dogs
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A cute little scavenger came to visit us...
Posted May 3rd, 2006 by wired shut
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In the Australian Capital Territory, (like our Washington DC) they LET you skate all the spots. We were skating the equivalent of their Supreme Court building and cops just drove by looking at us. We took a boat out, and were able to drive right up the Prime Minister's house. We could have actually gotten off and walked on his property!!! That would be like just taking a stroll at the White House... Except of course you would be shot and in jail in less than 10 seconds in the USA...
Posted May 2nd, 2006 by I EDIT the fake
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In beautiful Canberra, I happened upon this bird, a crane or a heron of some type, although I did not have my bird-watcher's field guide with me...
And a closer look...
Posted May 1st, 2006 by the OG Burke Uzzle only wishes
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