Photo Key: Make a New Years resolution to try new things, like buying only Toy Machine boards and clothes, and getting more creative with your manual love-making. Answer to the post below: Ed shot the top one, and Grif the bottom one.
Posted December 30th, 2007 by The Ghost of New Years' Past
Photo Key: 'Christmas was transplanted onto winter solstice some 1,600 years ago, centuries before the English language emerged from its Germanic roots.' --says Secret Santa, the Santa with a hole in his pants.
Rotten Tomatoes' Top Ten Christmas films. Quote of the week: We would like to return to work with our writers. If we cannot, we would like to express our ambivalence, but without our writers we are unable to express something as nuanced as ambivalence. - Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert
Posted December 26th, 2007 by Stephen Colbert's left, no, right ball-bag
Johnny Celebrates Winter Solstice in a creepier way than most...
And Matt B got a half-hoverboard from Santa! They haven't quite worked out the other half yet. Did anyone eat Gingerbread cookies? Gross. Don't forget the homeless this holiday season, you can still do something nice for them. This heavy metaler did, because he knows he will be homeless one day. Grant got a 'Nazi-terrorist fun set' from Mattel Toys complete with lead paint and a working M-80!
Uh-Oh! Someone switched the Santa letters into Satan again!
Posted December 26th, 2007 by Christmas was transplanted onto winter solstice
Ryan gives Billy a peace sign. Now that he is on TV, there are lots of people showing up to his parties. And of course they know his fridge will be well-stocked with all that MTV cash. And anyway, you know a party is huge when there is a band and a 'jumbo-tron.' Or when you see a posted model release when you walk in telling you that you might appear on TV, and if you do, you can't sue.
Billy hired himself a new 'Life Assistant' his name is Alien from Canada.
He's into beer like most Canadians. And who the fuck does this guy think he is?
And what about this guy? Where do these people come from? I never saw this guy at a Dew Tour.
Billy started wondering if it was such a good idea to come here...
Active Erica was there with her tight homies.
Billy is one of her tight homies.
Alien fell in love with Sheckler's mom...
And arm-wrestled his dad!
Don't trip over the camera dude.
I'm almost 95% sure that this is Colin McKay.
Things started getting weirder the more drunk people got.
Then J-Lay showed up...
Someone (Alien?) disrobed and started spraying the crowd with urine.
Johnny was loving it.
Then Billy started taking photos of girls, but zooming in only on their boobies. (He is single now, we can allow it.)
These ones look like they are sitting on a shelf.
These ones are texting.
These ones are married to a pro-skater.
Then Billy started going for the up-skirt shots, but wasn't too successful.
These ones were available for a squeeze test?
Thanks Ryan (and Red-Bull I assume...) for having Billy over! It was epic!
Posted December 22nd, 2007 by It's your party - you can cry if you want to
...Just as much as Ed Templeton and the Team do... Tod Swank, and Matt Barker. Two awesome skateboarders who do a lot of the important behind-the-scenes stuff. Our graphic artist Jamal found these while going through an old Transworld from 1991. And Swank took Matt's photo too! Photo Key.
Posted December 21st, 2007 by Swank even has his own magazine! Google it!
Found and collected by none other than Geoff Rowley. You may be asking, 'Who the fuck is Charlie Coatney and who cares?' Well, those who know, they know. Those who don't, watch the 'Toy Machine LIVE' video.
Posted December 16th, 2007 by Loyal Pawns I am not worried about...
In this holiday season of crass consumerism, it may be a good idea to remember how all the shit we buy gets made, and how it gets taken care of when we throw it away. It's the Story of Stuff. Watch it, its short!
Matt B tried to save it, but it was a lost cause... Photo: Key
Posted December 14th, 2007 by He's too handsome to wait.