News From July 2007

Sweet Toy Machine Grafitti...

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At the skate park in Stoke-on-Trent, UK...
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We love to be loved...
Posted July 31st, 2007 by Brainwashing gets results.
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Josh misses you very much...

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And wants you to know that he is sad that he cannot be there for your 3 year wedding anniversary...
Posted July 31st, 2007 by I love you Jenna!!!!!!!!!!-Josh
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Matt Bennett got his pins out...

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And he is back on tour with us in prime form.
Posted July 30th, 2007 by Rock a SidePipe for no reason...
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After a 10 hour flight, then a 2 hour car ride...

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From London to Birmingham... Johnny was ready to sleep.
Posted July 30th, 2007 by Then he got a photo with Burnett...
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Flying back from the RVCA tour 7-24-07

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And leaving today 7-29-07 for another 3 week trip!
Posted July 29th, 2007 by It NEVER ends...
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The Space Time Continuum

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Like some reverse Terminator type shit, Young JLay bursts into the future trumpeting a back lip down some sketchy rail, reminding Johnny to stay on his game.
Posted July 29th, 2007 by 1.21 Jiggawatts
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We are off to Europe...

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Check here for more detailed info soon!
July 29 depart LAX
July 30 arrive Birmingham
July 31 free skate local spots
Aug 1 demo in Birmingham
Aug 2 travel to Amsterdam by plane
Aug 3 demo in Amsterdam
Aug 4 travel to Germany by train
Aug 5 demo in Koln
Aug 6 travel to / free skate in Hamburg
Aug 7 travel to Copenhagen
Aug 8 demo in Copenhagen
Aug 9 demo in Malmo
Aug 10 travel to St. Petersburg (from Copenhagen)
Aug 11 demo in St. Petersburg
Aug 12 travel to Moscow by train
Aug 13 demo in Moscow
Aug 14 free skate in Moscow
Aug 17 travel home
Posted July 28th, 2007 by Today is Ed's birthday!!!!!!
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Johnny Thunder Ditch

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Johnny went down the other day.
Check out news about the RVCA Mid-West Tour
Posted July 27th, 2007 by Your Torn Butthole
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Demo in Kansas City, MO

Posted July 26th, 2007 by Unlike the Austin Texas park, this one was good.
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Matt B is happily living in the LBC now...

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Finally away from all that dust in Corona...
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Although, the Corona homies and honeys will be coming to visit often.
Posted July 26th, 2007 by The Master Cylinder
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Everybody loves Sausage and Sausage-Man

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Posted July 26th, 2007 by Da 'I had the Polish Sausage' Bears
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Austin takes a risk by buying the Jumbo Surprise

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And among the things inside was good ol' Garbage Candy. I ate it because Austin doesn't like that kind of candy.
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The hotel gift shop was offering Sex Changes. Finally an over-the-counter version!
Posted July 25th, 2007 by Strife evades our lives
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Our Demo in Nashville on the Lurk-Fest


There is always more...
Posted July 25th, 2007 by watch it!
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Sneak-A-G

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Posted July 25th, 2007 by Hyphy Doesn't Even Begin To Describe
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A Huge Undertaking

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Matt has finally made the leap into the land of adulthoood and currently hangs his hat in Long Beach. He's already a Cherry Park local. Life is sweet.
See Ed talk about impossibles on the Burnout blog at Thrasher...
Posted July 25th, 2007 by Liquid Worry Fills Your Veins
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Toke It

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Further proof that smoking isn't always cool...
Posted July 24th, 2007 by Phillip Morris
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Trapasso Gets Gecko

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Usually resigned to stick to the shadows, Nick has been taking advantage of his blossoming superstar status lately. Enjoy the fruits of your labor sir. - And see Ed talk about impossibles on the Burnout blog at Thrasher...
Posted July 24th, 2007 by Spreadsheet Statistic
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Harmony docking with Romero?

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Being in Quebec near a big castle brought out the urge to dock.
Posted July 23rd, 2007 by Coming home tomorrow...
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The Dog Called Shotgun

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Posted July 23rd, 2007 by I Can't Lick My Own Balls
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Tough Guys Like Strawberry Shortcake

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In keeping with the recent ice cream theme Johnny munched on some sweet pink magic while Grant got his on some hubba. Joe was there with his new belly cam while Grif ached for help and I leapt past the escalating complaints of how bad I am at my job.
Posted July 23rd, 2007 by Money Suck Of The Company
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Ever wonder what it would be like...

to ride in an elevator with the RVCA team?
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Well, here is the inside scoop. It's mostly boring.
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But you would get to see these handsome beasts...
Posted July 23rd, 2007 by The fly on the wall
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Ed Uncovers The Truth!

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You just can't elude the Tempster. Just when you think you have him fooled, he slithers up and catches you doing something shady like stealing company money. As gesture of good will I have donated all of my huge salary for this month to the Steve Irwin's family. I give Ed tummy aches.
Posted July 22nd, 2007 by The Misses, Outweigh The Hits
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Marion Cobretti

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Is talked about every day on this trip. In between snacks, I reckon Jimmy talks about Cobra at least 20 minutes per day.
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Finally, we can watch it whenever we want!
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Josh almost missed the Cobra boat. But Hitler was on the boat too...
Posted July 22nd, 2007 by That is alot of money for 2 hours a day...
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Josh likes Ice Cream too!

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After seeing Kids in the Hall perform live, Josh treated himself to some treats.
Since Kevin decides to do the site whenever he sees fit, regardless of what he is paid...
Posted July 22nd, 2007 by I wonder, What am I paying him for?
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Tense stand-off

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Posted July 22nd, 2007 by Mike Myers has a non-root beer float up here
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Josh HARMONY, Gnarmony Interview.

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See it in the new Skateboard Mag. This is what the cover looks like, in case you are having trouble.
Posted July 20th, 2007 by Check out his gnarly skating!
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Just for Skull Bong...

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Dr. Evil shows up in Montreal!!!!!!!
Posted July 20th, 2007 by Without Mini-Me or Wizard Scepter
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Magic Man

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Billy has taken to some sort of magician act to mystify you into voting for him. He'll make a beer can disappear, walk on air and turn invisible. Just vote for him already.
Posted July 20th, 2007 by Chriss Angel
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Street Festival mayhem in Montreal...

One of these women on super tall stilts...
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Took a slam. How the hell do you take a slam on 8-foot tall stilts??? People came to help her.
In other news: Based on the popularity of the movie 'Passion of the Christ' which made 600 million dollars. And the fact that between 5000 and 6000 Christian books will be published this year alone. You will be pleased to know this Christmas, you can buy your children a Jesus Christ doll to play with from Wal-Mart.
Posted July 19th, 2007 by Praise the Lord, I needed one of those.
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Bilbo Xtremo

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Billy needs some votes kids. He's been training for the X Games from his youth...
Posted July 19th, 2007 by Creager Does Benihanas
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Toasting Cairo's last day on the trip...

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What a beautiful man.
Posted July 18th, 2007 by Cairo Foster rips so hard.
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Kids Get Weird

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For some reason kids love having themselves signed. I've heard too much of this practice can lead to acid trips. PS: Vote for Billy Marks at EXPN.com!!!!! Show the love.
Posted July 18th, 2007 by Jerry Garcia Hirata
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Lurk-Fest on the ferry to Victoria...

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Posted July 17th, 2007 by No Orcas, but lots of Dolphin.
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Douche Bag

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Posted July 17th, 2007 by 5th Grader
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Giddy-Up

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Diego lives a life of high adventure from snow in Buenos Aires to backside 180's in Spain, he seizes the moment as if it were his last.
Posted July 17th, 2007 by The Man With No Name
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Ball Bag

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Posted July 16th, 2007 by Kangaroo Bumming
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He'll Be Back

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Ed gets Terminator when he's gone on a trip. Everybody has to stay on top of things or he'll go back in time and kill your mom.
Posted July 16th, 2007 by Sarah Connor
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RYAN, Loyal Toy Machine Pawn, You Rule.

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RYAN from the COMMENTS:the demo/party at antisocial was the most epic thing ever. never again will something happen in my life that is that good. I'm not too sure if you actually read these ed but, i was that most likely annoying drunk dude that got you to draw a sect on my arm so i could go get it tattooed shortly after. anyways, the dude turned me down cause i was drunk and it's kinda faded off now. Thanks for the rad demo and just broing down, Ryan.
Posted By: ryan on July 15th, 2007 at 07:39:51 PM PST
See more photos at the RVCA SKATE BLOG!!!!!
Posted July 16th, 2007 by Rick Moranis + Jeremy Klein = Scott Pommier?
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Josh Bombs and Alley

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The one in back of Anti-Social in Vancouver. Josh, Austin and Ed are on the RVCA tour. During the art show an epic mini-ramp jam was going down, and Keegan Sauder skated the whole time in heat like a 450 degree oven. We was sooooo wet.
See more photos at the RVCA SKATE BLOG!!!!!
Posted July 15th, 2007 by John Candy didn't get fat from candy, it was beer.
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Ed ran into ex-Foundation pro Jon West...

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And got a photo with him!
Posted July 15th, 2007 by Anti-Social opening last night
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So What?!

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Just as friends...
Posted July 14th, 2007 by So His Pants Fell Down and My Shirt Flew Off...
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Nerd Alert

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Nick gives the okay for the water fight to begin and Ed goes straight for jacking it stale.
Posted July 14th, 2007 by The Three Cops In Your Room Last Night
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Future Loyal Pawns, we start young at the Machine

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Be sure to indoctrinate your children early into Loyal Pawndom by age 2.
Posted July 14th, 2007 by Sperminator 3000 indoctrinates at conception
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J-Lay marvels at the selection of Toy Machine

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What a great plethora of choices for the Loyal Pawns and general consumers who have yet to be brainwashed into pawndom...
Posted July 14th, 2007 by OG Pawn. (Kevin where are you?)
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Off The Board

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Billy lives by this mantra.
Posted July 13th, 2007 by Robin Leach
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Billy Goes Extremo

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Bilbo must seek the sage wisdom of the Tempster for these next months of non-stop touring and contest domination. It's a nest of vipers out there so Ed instructed him to repeat this mantra.
Posted July 13th, 2007 by Billy Bellamy
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Our newest ad campaign...

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Posted July 13th, 2007 by Guerilla style to the masses in front of Kroger...
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Oh Griffin, you are so hot right now...

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Anything for a free beer!
Posted July 12th, 2007 by And some inapropriate photos on a digi-cam
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VOTE FOR BILLY!!!!!!

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Starting now - fans can vote online at EXPN.com for who, from the list of twenty X Games 13 invited street skaters, they want to see in the Session. To further promote, both the Street Selection (qualifier) and the Final will be webcast LIVE on EXPN.com (to air Sun Aug 5th on ABC).
Posted July 12th, 2007 by He wants to take all the money!!!
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Lurking on people #4?

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Sequoia National Park...
Posted July 11th, 2007 by The lurker gets lurked on...
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Death Before Emo

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Tour is overwhelming to some of the pawns. Their faces are melting from the inside out.
Posted July 11th, 2007 by The Guy In Over-Alls
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Random old Ed T. board I found on the web...

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Posted July 10th, 2007 by What's Love Got to Do with It?
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RVCA Tour Is Coming In Hot

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The drives can be killer. (photos from TM's recent US tour...)
Come see Josh Harmony, Austin Stephens, Ed Templeton, and the rest of the RVCA team on their tour of Canada! (click Canada for details) There is an art show too at Anti-Social skate shop in Vancouver.
Posted July 10th, 2007 by Mad Max Beyond the Thunderdome
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I need to get me some of these DRUGS

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Posted July 9th, 2007 by Aren't we all medicated?
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Diego Is HUGE!

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Diego gets crazy sometimes.
Posted July 9th, 2007 by Pancho's Horse
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Matt B launches some rockets to celebrate...

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While the sun sets down over America's strip-malls. Washington and Jefferson must be proud of how far we have come. Go see SiCKO!!
Posted July 8th, 2007 by Condi Rice can't even ollie the gap in her teeth
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4th of July, Huntington Beach, California

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let the Lurk-Fest begin.
Posted July 8th, 2007 by 'hey, you're being creepy!!!!'
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Fourth Party At Grif's

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Matt B was there to supervise along with the local lifeguard to make sure no one got hurt in the party pool. Captain B got a hand from Grant.
Posted July 7th, 2007 by Castle Pipe and Socercer Orb
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Jabba the Hut says...

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Ik jop tat ono sog merob don pano Han Solo!!!
Posted July 7th, 2007 by and Princess Lea made me rock a sidepipe
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Heeeere's Austin!

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Things got downright creepy in Austin's room on tour. Yikes.
Posted July 6th, 2007 by Scatman (photo by Grif)
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Room 214 was going off

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Posted July 5th, 2007 by Too bad nobody let us in.
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Billy Sets Up...

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...while Austin stands up and Grant gets bunched up. I wish this dude would shut up.
Posted July 5th, 2007 by Leftist Kook
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Happy Birthday Grandma!

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Happy Fourth, you patriotic bastards.
Posted July 4th, 2007 by Francis Scott Key To Your Heart
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This is all we have to say.

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Enjoy your 4th of July.
Posted July 4th, 2007 by updated the AD archive...
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Bilbo will not be burning in Hell

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But AC-DC will...
Posted July 3rd, 2007 by in our lungs and a carcinogen
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Holy Diver

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And the Lord said unto Johnny, "Let there be Method..." And it was good.
Posted July 3rd, 2007 by You Been Down Too Long In the Midnight Sea
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Grant is in some sort of revelation...

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Like, "why can't I be as rad as Ed Templeton?" meanwhile the Tempster was up in Milpitas, AKA San Jose skating in an Emerica Demo at a Zumies Skateshop. The kids seemed happy to be in a mall parking lot all day listening to sub-standard AKA Lame music all day. But Reynolds did frontside flip the shit out of everything, so you can't say it was a bad day.
Posted July 2nd, 2007 by The course hated us all.
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Matt B came to my house for a visit...

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And he brought his posse with him. The Grimes' is still rocking his beard. And Johnny John looked perplexed. Matt is doing fine, and started skating against his doctors' wishes. He is gonna try to get some photos of the pins being pulled out for us. Rock the medallion!
Posted July 2nd, 2007 by Bruce Willis said who the hell is editing the web
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Sage Wisdom

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Invariably, the Tempster must counsel his team while criss-crossing the map. In this particular case, he told Josh to relax and jam.
Posted July 1st, 2007 by Better Late Than Never (photo by JLay)
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Nick enjoys when Billy hits balls into traffic...

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Posted July 1st, 2007 by Robin Williams is your gynecologist?
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Stories. Tour is full of them

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Kevin loves to tell stories as much as he loves to not update the website.
Well, he should be out filming anyway, it's the weekend.
Posted July 1st, 2007 by Doosh-Bag-a-docious.
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