News From May 2007

Did an autograph session today at BC in Denver...

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This kid made a shirt based on our tour poster, and then later challenged Billy to a game of skate.
Billy won.
Posted May 31st, 2007 by Tom Jones Mouth or Eddie Vedder mouth?
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Photos from tour coming soon!

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In the meantime, here is this lame photo of us going to skate a ditch.
Posted May 31st, 2007 by The Monster Squad
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Matt B has inspired an imitation...

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Kevin Marks from Overload Skateshop takes some acid (deck) and gets down with some asian honeys.
Posted May 31st, 2007 by the guy who drives real skaters around
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Vote for Ed Templeton as the sexiest vegetarian!!!

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Go to the PETA website and vote now! Don't let some doosh-bag win! And even more, don't let the many Non-Vegetarians listed win!!!
Posted May 30th, 2007 by Why Ed Templeton, of course!
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These girls wanted Matt Bennett...

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And he gave them a little sugar before we left.
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Ed got his photo taken too, but by some random dude...
Posted May 29th, 2007 by You can't always get what you want.
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Here is some Random for you.

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Posted May 28th, 2007 by Random, isn't it?
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Matt Bennett has some wrist problems

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If that is not close and gross enough, look at this. And remember, this is how Superman sees it.
But I'm sure both Superman and Matt B would rather see this, or this.
Check out Ed's blog to get a Sneak Preview of his new book!
The whole team is leaving for US tour today, so the website may suffer, but be assured that when we come back there will be a fresh crop of photos and adventures to read about!
Posted May 28th, 2007 by George Foreman is all up in yo grill!!!
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Proper tea drinking is all in the finger...

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Diego's wife, Mabel taught him that. But you can't tame the Butcher.
Posted May 27th, 2007 by Tim 'the tool man' Taylor has racist tendencies
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Trash that Shit, boys and girls...

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Is all I'm gonna say about the post below.
Posted May 27th, 2007 by Some say George Bush is Hitler-esque...
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Lurking on People #238475

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Posted May 27th, 2007 by Chris Hanson from Datline NBC
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What the _____????????????????????????

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They actually make magazines for this crap?
Posted May 26th, 2007 by I got my eyes on you people
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Look what you run into...

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When you are walking around in Los Angeles...

Erik E and Drew R having a nice lunch.
Posted May 26th, 2007 by Axl Rose has a serious dingle-berry problem
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Austin kickflips while teenager exists...

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And while this particular kickflip isn't too pretty, the Grand Canyon sure is. And the lady who we paid to get into the canyon was even better!
Posted May 24th, 2007 by Randy Newman is code for horny newborn baby
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Posse rolls deep in the Grand Canyon

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Bradford, Keegan, Deanna and Ed.
Posted May 24th, 2007 by Kit Carson bought tools in Carson. -I'm sorry.
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Billy shoots arrows at store windows...

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While Josh and Nick watch. What else is there to do with your time? Drevin likes to climb in his spare time.
Posted May 23rd, 2007 by Billie Jean/Martin Luther/Burger_________?
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I saw it, I shot it, we went there.

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Doggy style?
Posted May 23rd, 2007 by Turtle-boy reynolds is jealous
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My friend Jimmy loves this place...

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Posted May 22nd, 2007 by Rambo versus Terminator Ichi ban!
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Matt B's jacked wrist is a gangster reppin' LA

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Doctor's Diagnosis: Don't skate for 3 months. We'll see how long that works.

Loyal Pawns! We are coming to the USA, half of us are coming to Canada on a RVCA tour, and then the whole team is going to Europe and the UK and Russia in August. Info soon.
Posted May 22nd, 2007 by Rob and Big's toilet paper in the ass-crack
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Jeremy Rogers sighting!

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Did I post this before? If I did, here it is again.
Posted May 22nd, 2007 by If yer gonna spew, spew into this.
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Drive by Shooting

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Posted May 21st, 2007 by Bam Margera's goatee
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Toy Machine LURK-FEST Summer Tour

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We are drawing a big 'X' right in the middle of the US of A and doing some damage to all that lies in our path. When I say Chicago, I mean Naperville, 30 minutes west of Chicago, and by Memphis, I mean Nashville. I was way too lazy to fix the map after I finished it.
Posted May 21st, 2007 by Rosie O'Donnell got fingered by L. Ron Hubbard
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Ed goes face-to-face with a croc

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That wanted to bite his face off. That reptile needs to get control over his feelings.
Posted May 21st, 2007 by Tyra Banks never liked rich choclate Ovaltine
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Pearl Jam

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Griffin LOVES them.
Posted May 21st, 2007 by Tactless humor guy
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Broken Bennett (Again)

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Poor Matt B, he had to have surgery on his battered wrist last week. He's in a sling but still looking tight. Don't think this gets you off the hook for buying Toy Machine, Matt will be around checking for consumers. Be on gaurd.
Posted May 20th, 2007 by Inappropriate Pickle Comment
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The Butcher can be seen in Skateboarder this month

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Diego pulls that gap that he was looking at on this site a while back...
In other news, there was an epic rager of a party at J. Layton's house tonight. I wonder if Drevin came out of hiding...
Posted May 19th, 2007 by Britney Spears got a dick in a box from JT
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When are pipes gonna come back in?

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We need to see Andrew Reynolds rocking his tobacco pipe-style, then maybe 14 year olds everywhere will start using pipes.
Posted May 19th, 2007 by It look 85% cooler than a ciggy
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Ed is back and now his blog can be downloaded...

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Into your pants.
Posted May 18th, 2007 by The blogger needs diapers
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Bright Lights, Big Nicky

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Trapasso is off the the wonderful land of Frank, Yanks and spanks, New York City. Apparently there's some Volcom stuff going on. Have fun, dude
Posted May 17th, 2007
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Birthday Thanks

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Thanks to everyone who showed up at HB and made Grif as happy as a little girl. If you weren't there then
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Bradford was there in spirit.
Posted May 16th, 2007 by Guest #2
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The Hills Have Boosh

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Yikes. Oh yeah, Ed's Back!
Posted May 15th, 2007 by Heath's Fist
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Huntington Park Party!

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Josh freaked out and leapt to his death when he learned that he'd be on tour for Grif's birthday party at the HB park today. Everybody should abort their beach missions and make it over there for some intense hoopla! Epsilon.
Posted May 15th, 2007 by Black Tie Event
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Head Only

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Even is the face of disaster, Matt B keeps it light and comical.
Posted May 14th, 2007 by Photo by JLay
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Broken Bennett

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Captain B got handled last week week while getting gnarly. Somebody had to clean and dress his wounds so he can stay studdly for the ladies. I mean, we don't want him ending up like this.
Posted May 14th, 2007 by Like Father, Like Son
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Johnny's New Tat

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Look, J-Lay went for it with this new one. Pretty soon he'll be all covered.
Posted May 13th, 2007 by Mike V. Still Rips
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Austin Peers Into Your Soul

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While Josh peers into a ditch cave, but only until it spits him out. He should have taken the water route.
Posted May 11th, 2007 by Monkey In a Concrete Jungle
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The Tan Man and Gomorrah

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It's Tanner's first appearance here on the site. He's not into sodomy but all the same, I hope his mom doesn't check it out.
Posted May 10th, 2007 by photo by JLay
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A Long Post

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Diego, while absent from our immediate presence is always flying through our hearts. He's laid up with a bum ankle but he'll be right as rain for the upcoming US Tour. Dates soon to follow.
Posted May 10th, 2007 by God Damned Tre Flips On Flat
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Coming In Hot

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Josh and Austin are always egging each other on to get gnar. Sometimes it goes too far and people start playing Jenga with their lives. Will you just take it easy?
Posted May 9th, 2007 by Calmer Than You Are...
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The Tempster Goes Gonzo

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Ed gets pretty weird but make no mistake, he is a man. You only need to look as far as the beautiful Deanna for proof of that.
Posted May 8th, 2007 by His Minion
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El Nino

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Sometimes product tosses get strange.
Posted May 7th, 2007 by The Ultimate Warrior Wrestling Buddy
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Shooting Star

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Austin has a wealth of adoring fans, even among his own homies. He takes to the skies often and inspires the youth to do the same.
Posted May 7th, 2007 by Annie Wilkes
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Gym Class 1981

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Matt B gets his kicks in different ways than most. For instance, while everyone cut their dickies into short pants during the sweltering heat of last year's King of the Road, Matt whipped out some gym shorts and cooled off with maximum leg showing. He is a unique weasel...
Posted May 5th, 2007 by Mr Pozak
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Getting High

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Whether on the board or the swing, Flobot Rob likes to fly.
Posted May 4th, 2007 by Flobot Mainframe
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The Ever Present Gaze Of The Tempster

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He's always got his eye on you. Josh knows this and is always getting gnar for his pleasure. You should too.
Posted May 4th, 2007 by Toiling For My Omnipotent Ruler
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Mo Mo-Val

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More action for the near desert. Josh got busy again while some dudes got hard and little girls got toyed out with Dad. Pretty epic.
Posted May 3rd, 2007 by There In Spirit Not Reality
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Diego Goes Karaoke

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Does this guy know how to party or what?
Posted May 2nd, 2007 by Your Aching Liver and Stretched Vocal Chords
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Art is such a bitch sometimes...

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shouting the poetic truths of high school journal keepers.
Posted May 1st, 2007 by And then drive home
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