News From December 2006

Griffin goes Autograph Hunting: #1

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Scores a Muska right away...
Posted December 31st, 2006 by Even Gene Rod-and-Barry likes Muska
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Josh gets a hot pocket...

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Don't you love those?
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Polaroid by Griff
Posted December 31st, 2006 by Marie Calendars has hairy armpits
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What cool cats...

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Walking around with your head in the ground, it makes no sense at all.
Posted December 30th, 2006 by Wilbur the pig listenes to Husker Du
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Austin and Josh get thier work ethic in check

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It's hard work fixin' up a house...
Posted December 29th, 2006 by Look for the secret nuggets in the video...
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Kevin eats corn on the cob the long way...

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Don't we all enjoy a good cobbing?

'Roid by Griff
Posted December 29th, 2006 by Sylvester Stallone traded dick size for muscles
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Phases of Griffin #34675

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Griff helps Josh scrape the cancer causing popcorn off the ceilings in the new house he bought!
Posted December 29th, 2006 by Dustin Diamond. That's all I need to say.
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Don't Fence Me In

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Matt B is pleading with you. Just let him roam.

Suffer.
Posted December 29th, 2006 by Worry Wort
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From the Wild Ride...

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Austin catches the warm glow of late day sun...
Posted December 28th, 2006 by Ryan Seacrest often gets pubic lice
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JLay Gets High

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Johnny gets stale like bread. That's it.

Suffer.
Posted December 28th, 2006 by Nothing To Lose
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Diego fucks up Austin's hair...

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With his 'Magic Comb' that he bought in South America. Its a comb with a razor blade in it.
Posted December 27th, 2006 by Julie Roberts has NEVER trimmed her vagina hair
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Playtime

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Josh and Matt get busy in the playground while Ed gets his kicks.
Posted December 27th, 2006 by Static Cling In Your Brain
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Bring Reason back to the conversation!

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Posted December 26th, 2006 by Mrs. Claus
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Skateboarding - So hot right now...

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Posted December 26th, 2006 by A dildo made of lead
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Bilbo In The Spirit

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Billy wonders how much of his pro-model stuff you got for Christmas yesterday. He's got bills to pay and mouths to feed.

Suffer The Joy, please and thank you.
Posted December 26th, 2006 by Forbes 500
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Pagans Rejoice!

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It's Christmas and that means shameless consumer grabbing is coming to a close. Be sure to wrap your hands around some of that Toy Machine product, pawns.

Suffer The Joy of a holiday laugh.
Posted December 25th, 2006 by Jesus Christ
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Random Blog, Random Kid in Australia...

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Skaters from around the world: #1 of 1, maybe 2...
Posted December 24th, 2006
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Josh fell over in exhaust, the walk was too long

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After the riot in Barcelona, no taxi would pick us up, and we had to walk really far back to our hotel...
Posted December 24th, 2006 by worse things have happened
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Tempster Gets His Kicks

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Ed is captured here in a more serious moment. Check Suffer The Joy for a look at the ridiculous.
Posted December 23rd, 2006 by Late Bloomer
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Ed gets a self-Portrait in...

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While shooting the famous Austin Stephens... Enjoy your pre-Christmas weekend!!!
Bit of Christmas History: 1-2-3
Posted December 23rd, 2006 by Does this answer your question?
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Southside, 2 to 4, glassy, with a perfect shape...

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Griffin paddles out past the first break, and waits for the Big Kahuna. Takes it.
Posted December 23rd, 2006 by What up Kook? Go home Howlie...
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I yam what I yam...

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And that's all that I yam. Austin is just like Popeye the sailor man.

Don't forget to Suffer The Joy. Scenes from the cutting room floor...
Posted December 22nd, 2006 by Such misguided youth out there...
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Anatomy of a blink

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Even more random.
Posted December 22nd, 2006 by I didn't like the last one
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Random van scene...

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Eerrr.
Posted December 22nd, 2006 by Dakota Fanning has secret desires
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The amazing Nick Trapasso is chillin'

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Somewhere in the middle of the USA, where it was hotter than a warlock's left one.

Don't forget to Suffer The Joy. Scenes from the cutting room floor...
Posted December 22nd, 2006 by The beginning of a new era
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Ellington is so rich...

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He hired a personal nose-picker...
Posted December 21st, 2006 by Daaamn! That's Rich!
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Back in the day...

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Ed Templeton, Geoff Rowley, and Brian Sumner...

And don't forget to enter 'Grif's letter writing contest' by sending a great letter to us.
Posted December 21st, 2006 by Enjoy it while it lasts...
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Weird first, Random second, all Josh...

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Posted December 20th, 2006 by Enmbrace the inner you
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Diego the Chef

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With his early Christmas present, an Italian pasta maker, and his Argentina apron, the Butcher while not skating is making great dinner for him and his wife...
Posted December 20th, 2006 by Many Talents this guy...
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In the bathroom of a restaurant in LA

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Posted December 19th, 2006 by Randomness or not?
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Good morning indeed! The road is rough.

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What Role Models we have at the Bloodsucking Corporation...
Posted December 19th, 2006 by Rough Rider
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Don't die wondering...

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Skate Toy Machine...
Posted December 18th, 2006 by If you never try, you never know.
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I snaked this from another website...

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This photo makes us happy. Whoever did this should write a letter to Toy Machine with proof that it is you, 'cause we want to hook you up for showing such EPIC PAWN spirit! You Rule!
Posted December 18th, 2006 by Herman Munster Hates Munster Cheese
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Vote for the hell of it!

Go to thrashermagazine.com and vote for Ed!
Posted December 18th, 2006 by We love to vote-grub!
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Diego, VALOR!

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He's gnarly.
Posted December 17th, 2006 by Kate Beckinsale loves to fart underwater
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Cute Bunnies!

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Posted December 17th, 2006 by YEs!
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Josh is in the closet? Just literally...

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Matt B comes out with a front board in OZ...

Frickin' Hippies go to Suffer The Joy...
Posted December 17th, 2006 by Winnie Cooper drives a Mini Cooper
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This is this guys response to most things...

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You never know what will come next for him.
Posted December 16th, 2006 by Leonardo DiCaprio's gilfreind at the Bar
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Johnny and Ed spend time in between times...

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Somewhere in Austin, Texas... Pola's by Grif
Posted December 16th, 2006 by Thora Birch gave birth to a Maylasian Boy
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Kevin takes out some of his aggression...

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On a car instead of J-lay or Josh. (cause he knows they would work him.)
Posted December 15th, 2006 by Errol Flynn was a pedophile
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Diego rents a fancy car...

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The Butcher can't be seen driving a Geo Metro, what kind of message would that send?

And don't forget to enter 'Grif's letter writing contest' by sending a great letter to us!
Posted December 15th, 2006 by Time is on my side>?
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Bennett The Prophet

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Matt B looks over his shoulder and into the future, where he sees trips to Black Box for the TF of Doom and selected skate voyages to get his next part in line. He's all growed up.
Posted December 14th, 2006 by Skate Rat Reborn
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It was real hot in Miami...

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Grif shot some Polaroids of my lame costume, and me doing a weird ollie in California...
Posted December 13th, 2006 by Totally retarded monogoid, now isn't that mean?
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It's Called Euthanasia

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While skating in Barcy, Billy and Johnny came across a fatally wounded pigeon in the grass. Bilbo, always eager for chaos of any kind, plucked the ailing bird from its habitat and escorted it around the spot on his board. Then it died. (edited by Ed T who was there, and Billy didn't kill it.)
Posted December 13th, 2006 by Always Worried About Something
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The Butcher's brother rides a horse to work...

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What do you ride?
Posted December 12th, 2006 by R-G power!
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Ed and Sect

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Inspired by the hit Rob Dyrdek sit com/reality show, Toy Machine has produced a pilot for MTV with Ed and his best friend. One is a world famous artist/skateboarder, the other barfs on everything and kills his compatriots. Odd couple indeed...
Posted December 12th, 2006 by Run Away Now
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Bucchieri Is Still Hungry!

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The Butcher is caught here in a rare moment of rest. He's currently in Spain with half of his next video part already done. As sure as the sun rises, Diego gets a trick daily.

Keep checking Suffer The Joy, you never know when he next clip will be up this week...
Posted December 11th, 2006 by Scabs Gone, Zits Are Back
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Kevin relaxes now that the video is out...

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Did I mention that suffer the joy makes a great gift this Christmas?
Posted December 11th, 2006 by overlord #8743225
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That's An Order

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Josh is telling you (yes, YOU) to Suffer The Joy and watch Matt B rip it up. Please don't make Harm angry. Just do as he says, for your own sake...
Posted December 10th, 2006 by The Zits Are Now Scabs, Ewwww
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The TM fans came out in force to my show...

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Thanks for the support skaters from Antwerp!
Posted December 9th, 2006 by Templemonger
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A-Stone

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This is Austin. That is all for today.

Don't forget to Suffer The Joy.
Posted December 9th, 2006 by Your Torqued Neck
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Griffin Writhing In Pain

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Make him feel better by entering his letter writing contest.
Posted December 8th, 2006 by The Hand Shaker
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Harm Dog Back In Action

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After separating his shoulder and fixing up the homestead, Josh hasn't had much time on the board, not that you'd know by the way he skated the Plastic Park yesterday. Yeesh, this guy is an animal!
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Oh yeah, don't forget to check the Cutting Room Floor over at Suffer The Joy.
Posted December 8th, 2006 by Zits In Your Nose
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Somtimes The Best Spots...

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...are the ones in between.
Posted December 7th, 2006 by Soul Surfer, Bra.
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Matt Crawls On the Cutting Room Floor

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Bennett sees the world through rose-tinted glasses. That might explain how he kills his hometown park so effectively. For a sample of one day of rippitude, check Suffer The Joy, website NOW.
Posted December 7th, 2006 by Breathing Steam
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Grif Helped Josh Move...

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...now enter his letter writing contest.
Posted December 6th, 2006 by The Hand Shaker
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Surprise J-Lay!

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Johnny's getting better. He can be heard skating to the store on a daily basis. Healing like an iron-man.

Meza, the vids are in the mail (although I doubt you look at this site).
Posted December 6th, 2006 by Out of New Photos
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Bradfordt Birthday

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Happy one, John!
Posted December 5th, 2006 by 27 For Life
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This Old House

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Josh is moving on up. He just bought a house and has become an obsessed Bob Villa-type.
Posted December 5th, 2006
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Bill and J-Lay are only doing research...

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We needed to do some research for our KOTR challenge in Shreveport?
Posted December 2nd, 2006 by Plastic+Skin+Chemicals=Whatever
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Matt and Josh, a few innocent years back...

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I am off to Belgium, lets hope Kevin updates the website every day to keep stringing the loyal pawns back to our web of subliminal messages and marketing misdeeds...

We need the eyes!
Posted December 2nd, 2006 by Overlord #8743225
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A-Stone, Space and Time

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As Austin reflects on his recent video victory, he ponders the future and where it will take him. SF, LA, Paris, Australia, maybe all of the above. The adventure never stops.
Posted December 1st, 2006 by Hit Enter On The Flow Section Titles
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