Look Into the Eyes of Your Life Owner

Josh Harmony took this pic in Lyon while on a skate mission with Mr. Mortagne. Just out of frame is a swarm of a million rollerbladers, and I'm not talking about the boot grabbing, railing dancing variety, but a lamer Euro strain, that takes to couple-skating, cone weaving, and cigarette smoking.

Oh yeah, new video, "Suffer the Joy" coming soon. Hold your breath...

Did we mention that we are making a video?

You will be invited to:

Of skateboarding with the Toy Machine Bloodsucking Skateboard Company.
Coming THIS YEAR.

The many phases of Griffin Collins...

You didn't even ask for it, but here it is!
The First in a Mega-Part web saga. Stay Tuned.

His high school ID card.

Diego eats a grotesque novelty sandwich.

You can't get much more random.

Austin got jacked...

He skated this thing first but Devine got a photo of the same trick in the magazine first, so we never used it... (this sometimes happens...)

But now we unleash it for the Austin fans...


Get the BIGGER version right frickin' HERE.

Johnny's first ad as a pro... WEB PREVIEW!

See it in the "ads" section, or in J-Lay's part of the "Team" page...
OR click HERE.

Butch vs. The Pikeys

Diego runs into some gypsy types while attempting to fly. He hates pikeys....

J-Lay and one of his street buddies

Photo by Humphries: Want it as a Desktop Wallpaper? (click it!)

Me and Ptah update the web for you...

My head starts to spin and gets a little wavy.
Screw Shrooms! Look at a computer screen all day, It messes you up way more...

Child labor Laws? Never heard of them!

Meet the 10-year-olds that make your boards...


just kidding.

A Cool site for video nerds...

A website dedicated to everything SKATE video!
See each TM pro's video history by clicking their name: HERE

What is Matt Hensley up to?

Krishnamurti was a Fort Thunder Slut

Secret BF with secrets...
See a bigger VERSION

We found a better photo...

Photo by Tod Swank!

The whole team together is a little more rare these days, since Diego moved to Barcelona...
See a KEY to this photo here.

Fan artwork for a Josh Harmony graphic...

Sent in by Ray Sykes.

Stay tuned for the many faces of Griffin...

Coming in a day or two...

Me and Ed went skating today!

He was ripping!

Random Matt B sighting...

Demo in Tennessee?

Trade Show Girls...

They were after Matt B. And J-Lay...

They love autographs...

Note: Matt Milligan sighting in the BGP.

Signing!

Billy and Diego are hiding behind Josh's melon. The whole team bit the bullet and made it down to the tradeshow. Handshakin' and How Ya Doin'...


What's it going to take for you to realize that Johnny is pro! Geez, get with the program and buy his shit already!


Austin at dinner after the trade-show... For you Austin fans...


Young Josh and his sweet gal Jenna in conversation about video games and movies at the after dinner...


Tod Swank the overlord of all overlords and master cylinder of Tum-yeto TUMEGA Corporation with young and innocent Josh Harmony. Making master plans for the viral spread of Toy Machine into your life. We love you Tod!


See what you missed? When else will J-Lay and the Shiniest Person in Skateboarding (Terry Kennedy) be linked arm in arm, sharing a smile and a photo?


whats this i hear about a video...?

Toy Team signing at the Trade Show!!!

The ENTIRE Toy Machine team will be attending the Trade Show in San Diego, California to watch the world premiere of the preview trailer of our new video, "SUFFER the JOY"

Be there at 4:30 on Saturday January 21st!!!!

Rush security and get beat up by Samoans!

See tons of hangers-on lurking and 'networking' and trying to shmooze their way to the top of the skate world, see grown men with plastic bags filled with free stickers, see leering crowds of people drooling over swimsuit models, see skimpily dressed women let men place stickers on their asses, see sad people posting up in their booths of stupid products that not one person will EVER stop to even look at, shake over 2000 people's hands - picking up as many diseases as possible, attend one of the after parties and get filled with liquor, become shit-faced, and then drunk drive home!!!!!!

All of this awaits you at the wonderful Trade Show!!!

Jimmy gets excited about the Washington Monument!

Photo of Josh, As requested...

Since Kevin never freaking updates the website...

Harmony ripping this rail a new a-hole. You've probably already seen it, so complain by posting a comment to Kevin about not reading the comments or updating...

Sect Drawing by Garret S. Summerlin

He e-mailed it in and here it is!
See it BIGGER!

Fuck you all.

Especially you governor's, senators, congress-people, and presidents...

Diego was so happy to meet Christian Hosoi

I introduced them, and Deanna took the photo.
That is Diego's friend Spiro hangin' with Holmes too...

Tempster Gets Busy On the Big Wheel

You know your job is mellow when a "meeting" consists of chopping through a bum refuge forest, finding a child's broken big wheel, and attempting to cruise it down the bmx dirt paths. All in a day's work...

This Guy is Pro

Just a reminder before you go out and buy somebody else's shit, Johnny Layton is Toy Machine's newest pro. Remember to remember...

50% of tour is Waiting...

*Bigger Version* (click!)

photo by Diego B. somewhere in Europe...

Trying to get Herpes

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Johnny caught Frenching a young Russian bird...

Riding a train through the dark heart of Russia

Cozy livin'

PS: J-Lay has been pro for 13 days, and it is Friday the 13th
(My mom, and Jimmy from RVCA's birthday. They are both white trash.)
(Big J's birthday too, but I'm not sure if he is really white trash.)

Johnny Gets Dirty

J-Lay plugged the top of this volcano just in time with a pivot to fakie. We should all thank him that we're not melting to death in an ocean of lava. By the way, this guy has been Toy Machine's newest pro for exactly 12 days.

The recieving end of the Butcher's Stinger...

An impaired Johnny invites the pain in hopes of a black eye.

All in good wholesome fun...

Wanna see it BIGGER???? and possibly save it as a desktop?

Yesterday we were regular kids...

Then we found out about Hot Topic!!!

We're PUNKERS now!

Matt B. fought the law, and lost...

5 day house arrest.

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You wanna see something Random??????? Then ask the question, do you feel lucky?

Austin Back Smith - Sweet Mary!!!

Many years old, never used, never will be. Web Exclusive!

Do you Wanna see it Bigger????

What is J-Lay doing?

Crew Sighting

J-Lay has a posse. Don't ask, because no one will tell...

EPIC Deigo update!!!!!

If you want to check out some great recent footage of Diego, search for the link on the Thrasher website. It's under the Thu - Dec, 29 2005, Junk Drawer.

See it NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And here is Diego's i-Pod most played list: He is a crazy bastard!

1. Oasis - all of them in shuffle

2. Camaron de la Isla - Soy Gitano

3. Pappo´s blues - Sucio y Desprolijo

4. Chambao - Pokito a Poko.

5. Cast - Live the dream.

Matt B's top 5 most played songs...

From his eye-pawed.

1. Photographic (live) - Depeche Mode

2. I sometimes Wish I Was Dead - Depeche Mode

3. Nowhere Girl - B-Movie

4. Get The Balance Right - Depeche Mode

5. Whos that Girl - Eurythmics

Billy makes a freind

Matt B Meets Doug

You meet some interesting folks on the road, and Matt's buddy Doug doesn't disappoint. He looked like a Hell's Angel, smelled of motor oil, and had built an engine for his bicycle. Matt B just tripped out on him while Ed got his vegan fix somewhere in Oregon.

Godzilla went out like a chump...

Austin Rides the gravy train...

And go see Ed's show...

Yes, I know...

Ed's i-Pod top 5 most played...

This is a lopsided representation, because I was on a serious Dylan bender...

See it bigger HERE

Harmony Gives You a Boneless New Year!

All our old news disappeared! It's all gone! I feel so used....